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  • Weird and unreasonable stories of Assassination Classroom
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    This is a series of stories based on the characters and scenery of assassination classroom, some may be related to the main plot, some may not. If you choose to read this thing, well, I your choice if you read rubbish!!!! Enjoy(hopefully)!!!! Here is disclaimer, it applies to all the story. DISCLAIMER: I do not own th...

  • How bob died
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    omg

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  • The Peacock Miraculous
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    The story of an average teenager in France, where weird butterflies flit about and possess people. (No, this one is not about Marinette, no matter how much you want it to be) Juleka Coffaine, is the future Peacock Miraculous Holder. (I hope) All rights go to their respective owners All pictures go to their respective...

  • Eye Drops (#2)
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    "This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for th...

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  • Waffle Cones (#1)
    5.3M 368K 70

    "Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

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  • Snow Boots (#3)
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    "You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...

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  • How To Avoid Bad Luck
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    "Zoey." His voice sent a jolt of electricity down my spine, which only heightened my awareness that only a thin column of dust separated our bodies. "Do you believe in superstitions?" I shifted uncomfortably against the splintered wall of the storage closet he had shoved me into seconds earlier. "Those are folk tales...

  • Coffee Culture
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    In which tiny snippets of time are cut and pasted together. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Poetry #30 (29/01/19) © 2019 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

  • The Man (Puppet Boy Prequel)
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    Everybody has a tale of how they came to be - some tell the journey to strength, some tell the journey to happiness. Some happen to involve cruelty and torture. This is the story of the crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ PUPPET BOY PREQUEL created Nov. 30, 2015. IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you'r...

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  • Mommy's House
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    Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...

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  • Suicide Helpline
    2.3M 182K 173

    ❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...

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  • Ten Reasons Not To Die
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    "Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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  • Puppet Boy
    3.9M 182K 17

    "My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...

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  • The Truth (Mommy's House 2)
    1.1M 78K 27

    (MOMMY'S HOUSE SEQUEL, CONTAINS SPOILERS) An officer named James is working on the case of a deranged woman who kidnapped three children. Through consistent searching and interviews, he is determined to find out what really happened in Mommy's House. __________________ IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story o...

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  • No Allies
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    came back to this after who knows how many years and found it absolutely hilarious. not gonna edit any of it (unfortunately ch1 is gone) & just gonna publish everything again as a memory + laughing stock for myself in 10 years. if you genuinely wanted to read this, my advice: don't. read something else. go frolick. i...

  • 101 Ways to ditch the Date | SIRIUS BLACK
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    ❝You know, when most girls go on a date with me, they don't bring a 20 page terms and conditions book with them.❞ ❝Well this girl does so suck it up and sign. Don't worry, it's all fairly standard although I'd recommend you read the truth clause...❞ ▬▬▬▬ Sirius Black had a reputation for loving and leaving girls bu...

  • Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board
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    This is the original, unedited version of Light as a Feather, Book #1. This book was the inspiration for the Hulu Original Series. The revised version is now available in bookstores throughout the USA & Canada from Simon Pulse. McKenna Brady thinks her junior year of high school is going to be the best ever when she'...

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  • Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
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    This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier...

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  • Weird Things I Heard in School 2 | ✓
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    This is the second book in the "Weird Things" series, so make sure to check out the first one! Basically just a collection of the stupid(ly funny) things I hear at school. For the best morsels of my life outside of school, read "Weird Things I Heard in Life." Contributions are welcome! DM me with your funny story and...

  • [1] Exie Attia is one of the Boys ✓ | LILY EVANS
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    ❝So we've got Messrs Padfoot, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail ... and Madam Despa-three-toe. What the fuck, Exie, WHY?!❞ ❝My Animagus is a three-toed sloth! It's hilarious, put it on the fucking map, Black.❞ ▬▬▬▬ Nobody was quite sure how the Marauders came to be (although Exie Attia would like to take full credit for inv...

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  • [1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU
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    Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason. 1975 ↣ 1978 [INSTAGRAM AU] [HIGHEST RANK - #96 IN FANFICTION]

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  • [1.2] Slightly More Social | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU
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    Best read with Highly Antisocial. I'm not forcing you. It's a free country but just a suggestion... 1978 ↣ 1981 [MARAUDERS' INSTAGRAM AU]

  • soulmates | dramione [✓]
    3.4M 94.8K 49

    "We're soulmates." Draco said as soon as Hermione opened the door. "That's rather straight-forward, don't you think, Malfoy?" -=- Draco Malfoy; 19 and full of regrets Hermione Granger; 19 and full of desire to start again -=- My ability to write coherently has improved since writing this book, but apologies in adv...

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  • The Marauders || IG (discontinued)
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    follow the marauders along through their senior year at hogwarts boarding school muggle au //discontinued//

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  • instagram - harry potter
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    in which all your favorite witchy characters have instagram :') [golden trio era] #32 in wizardingworld #9 in wizards #1 in ig

  • Almond Boy
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    Two teens unable to participate in gym watch their fellow students from a park bench. One of them eats what seems like a pound of almonds each day. The other wants to know why. [ © 2014 - Samantha Grace. All Rights Reserved. ] Cover made by the amazingly talented Julietta, or, -therapy

  • Cover Tutorials | I've Got You Covered
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    A book in which I give away my cover making secrets for your benefit.

  • Room Service
    1.9M 66.3K 13

    With summer just around the corner, Coraline's prepared for another busy tourist season at her family's hotel. What she's not expecting, however, is England's hottest up-and-coming music sensation, Leon McCarthy, showing up at the check-in desk.

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  • Straitjacket
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    Sixteen-year-old Sage Greene was locked in a maximum-security asylum for the criminally insane after murdering nearly 200 civilians. It isn't her, though - it's the voices. There are two sides to Sage: the normal, self-conscious teenager, and the Voice lurking inside her head, the one that forced her to strike out and...

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  • Enlightened
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    Everyone has a spirit animal, a guardian angel. It saves your life when you are close to an accidental death. It ONLY appears when you are close to death. But after a close call from death, Rhiannon starts to see her spirit animal everywhere. With the authorities aware that something is amiss, Rhiannon finds herself i...