Sarcastic comebacks/ Sayings

I speak fluent sarcasm:) Credit to owners

Ever Changing Eyes

For weeks, Aaron Flame has been having strange dreams and in each there's a girl with eyes that change colors. But, one day when he gets to school he finds out she's real and her name is Ever Change.

The Knights of Aurora: The Last Night of Grace

The legendary mercenary group, The Knights of Aurora, made up of Zachariah, Tialis, X, and Alger, must go on a contract that they thought would be easy, by their standards. The job? They have to hunt down whoever has been bringing demons into the Mortal Lands and elven continent of Fiaith. Even for these hardened mer...

Dreams within Dreams

You ever get those insanely confusing and weird dreams? And those movies with dreams within dreams? Yeah well this is it bruh, join Sophie and Mandy on their insane unicorn filled dream!

Roses Are Red But Violets Are Purple

A girl called Nanika one day meets a so-called alien boy. He already knows everything about Planet Earth and her. He tells her that his main mission is to marry her. Will Nanika fall for the trick or fight her way out of extra-terrestrial love?

Anime Pick Up Lines Book III

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Hilarious Texts

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

[COMPLETE] Vocaloid Music (Lyrics)

Are you a fan of Vocaloid, or are you interested in it? Do you like Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len and Rin and so many other Vocaloid singers? If you do, have you heard the magnificent music called Vocaloid? Here in this book I will be posting all my favorite Vocaloid songs by many famous Vocaloid singers along with their...

I never thought...

I always thought you were invincible. It never crossed my mind that you could die. And then you did. You died and left me all alone! Why?! Why..? I miss you sometimes. Actually I miss you a lot. I never thought... Did I?

Even More Unholy Pictures Of Josh Dun

that's right hoes I made a sequel

Cliches Of Majority CreepyPasta Fan-Fictions

This is your guide of what NOT to do in your OC x (Insert pasta here) stories WARNING: I curse *A LOT* and even get harsh. If you simply can't handle that then I strongly suggest you don't read this story. This is *NOT* an exaggeration. If you however, don't mind then please proceed to read if you wish. If you do mind...