The Cruciboob

Just a couple more dead white guys named John fucking about, in and out in the 1600's

Stand And Fight

Five lonely girls died on the same day, in different ways. what they had in common? It was suicide. They each had their own reasons for ending their life, some more obvious than others. When they died they were given a special and magical second chance. They were reborn to help protect the humans who still live on, ho...

The Misfortunes of Lolita

A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...

Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game (COMPLETE)

WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.

A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

The Ultimate Book of Stereotypes

Because originality on Wattpad is pretty fucking limited and we all know it. So start reading if you wanna see me rant about how some writers really need to do society a favour and staple all their fingers together. But just so you know, I swear like an angry sailor so hehe (✿◠‿◠). cover by: foreveryoung_09

imperfect words from an imperfect human being

"I've talked to so many people, men and women alike, that get overweight and their self-esteem just goes in the tank. They think they're judged. They think they're unattractive."

hot weather doesn't suck

THIS IS A CHALLENGE BY DIVERSIFY I think I might do more challenges, they seem like fun, yeah? *each chapter will be lower-case intended and the chapters will be short* * * * A girl, Noelle Strums, will spice her summer plans up, and enjoy summer as it lasts.

the period project

a collection of rants from real girls on their period. © savingjennifer 2014

Love, Me

You believe dreams while you're living them, because something in the back of your mind is telling you to hold on to the good moments, and save them for the bad. My good was used up, sucked dry. There was nothing left for me to hold onto, so I fell. I fell down fast and hard, knocking the precious oxygen from me. And...

Life is Full of Secrets (LIAR SEQUEL)

SEQUEL TO LIFE IS A ROLLERCOASTER Derek has some how returned and stronger than ever. A whole army of rogues had banded with him, along with Bretton's older brother, Primus. Their main focus is getting the notes, and Lea is now curious as to what is even said on those pages. Old alliances become enemies, and secrets a...

In old hallways

notes (COMPLETED)

"You're just a girl, not even a pretty one. You were just something to fill my spare time, nothing more. And these? Well they're just notes."

Awkward Moments That Should Never Happen

A bunch I awkward moments that PROBABLY won't happen, unless you're just that cool. Just to let you know, some may not make any sense and they are useless to read.

Self Destructing Messenger

Invisibility. Flight. Telekinesis. In a world where idols fight to the death using super human abilities, a man must make a choice that could impact all of humanity. Will he flash a teenage girl or keep his genitals to himself? The fate of Earth is in his pants. Updated every Wednesday!

Love Not Included

Manny Chapmen is forced to move from Brooklyn, New York to some small city off in Wisconsin. And guess what, she's everything but thrilled or excited. Manny barely knows her Mother's sister, and says, 'it's a good experience for a teenager like you.' Yeah, moving to a new place where people talk weirdly, and living in...

Not sure

My Match (Watty Awards 2013)

[Watty Awards Finalist] When Hanna Moore literally runs into Max Thomas, she never thought that it’d trigger a chain reaction of events that would flip her life upside down, squash it, and run it over with a giant concrete churning truck. Unexplained events start to happen. People are getting hurt. Old enemies c...

Life is a Rollercoaster

**EDITING very slowly** What if you find out your whole life- well, sort of your whole life- is a lie? Like, a big one, that makes you look at your life very differently. Well, that is exactly what happens to Lea when her life is forever spun upside-down. Delve into the exciting, thrilling, and love filled life of Le...