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Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!

Y.O.L.O (Boyxboy)✔

*COMPLETED* (Y.O.L.O stands for: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE) *** Carter Jones, the school nerd, and Killian Henderson, the reputated troublemaker, somehow end up getting detention together. "How about we make a bet?" Offered Killian, his pistachio-green eyes drilling into mine as a playful smile lingered on his lips. "A bet...

When Time Collides

The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of five young impressionable teenagers, all from five vastly different worlds. And all chosen by the Man in the Moon. Jack Frost, the immortally immature spirit of winter and Guardian of fun. Merida of the DunBroch clan, an adventure-seeking princess and a deadly archer. Hi...

The Hoax (Dramione Story)

Hermione Granger wants revenge on Ron. The perfect person for her plan is Draco Malfoy. All she has to do is make him fall for her, easy as cake, right? But is it that easy to win Draco Malfoy's heart? All Draco Malfoy wants is for Pansy Parkinson to leave him alone. The only girl who'd make that happen is none other...

The Class Prince

When Desmond Mellow transfers to an elite all-boys high school, he immediately gets a bad impression of his new deskmate, Ivan Moonrich. Gorgeous, mysterious, and menacing, Ivan is exactly what Desmond doesn't need in his life - or so he thinks... *****...

Stay By My Side ✅ (Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy)

Newly Headgirl Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for her final year without Harry and Ron. She is eager for a stress free year but her happiness comes crashing down around her when Draco Malfoy is made Headboy. On the outside he still comes across as the same arrogant, cruel selfish person she knows all too well...

Simply Irresistible

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Sex Lessons From Draco Malfoy (Dramione)

"Malfoy?" I repeated. "Kiss me." He said, suddenly. "Might as well start now." He looked at me expectantly, so full of desire, that I couldn't breathe for a moment. The emotion in Draco's eyes was something far different from the need I had grown used to seeing in Ron's eyes. Draco was looking at me like I was the onl...

Secret Love

Mal and Carlos were once in a secret romantic relationship back on the Isle of the Lost. Six months later, Mal is in a relationship with King Ben of Auradon, while Carlos is pining for Jane and wants to ask her out to the Royal Cotillion. When Mal crumbles under the pressure of being royally perfect, she returns to th...

Roommates

"You wrote my name wrong" "You said it's Rider" "It's Ryder with a Y" "Ok I'll make sure I write it right next time!Enjoy your coffee" Next time: I swear to God your nerdy glasses are gonna be lenses" "What?! I wrote it right this time" "Rider With A Y' is NOT right." - Ryder is a bad boy, or at least that's what he w...

[Old Version] Playing for the Other Team [Old Version]

**THIS IS AN OLD VERSION OF THE STORY** **PLEASE READ THE "BEFORE YOU READ" FOR MORE INFORMATION** Nathan Bone is the prime example of a popular guy. Team captain of the basketball team, handsome, rich and capable of getting any girl he'd ever want. The only problem is that he doesn't really want just any girl. In fa...

Nothing Even Matters

Logan and Kendall are finally together, and Kendall is thinking back on all that they had to go through to get where they are today, but none of it mattered with Logan by his side.

Liar Liar (BoyxBoy)

Vincent Pezzementi, captain of the lacrosse team, MVP two years running, and proud gay. Or so everyone thinks. What no one actually knows is Vincent is not actually gay. He is only faking to have all the screaming, and not to mention extremely hot, girls surrounding him at all times. But what happens when Katrina Flor...

Left to you

Hermione is due to be married to the one boy she has sought after for many years. But something is wrong, and suddenly she is left to someone else. Hey guys! Hope you are enjoying this book! I read every comment so feel free to add one! Am also open for people to make covers if they wish. xx

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Enemies to Lovers(ZaDr)

One day Zim was talking to the tallest but the conversation with the tallest did not go very good and that made Zim well not the happiest irken ever, but Dib is there to help him out. (This another highschool au story like my other one if you haven't seen that one then go read it then and this may or may not have smut...

Dramione: WANTED

Hermione Granger, Gryffindor's Good Girl, Head Girl, Cleverest Witch of her Age, Nice to even the lowest of the low, Charity starter, Best Friend, Savior of the World, Best Auror in the making...Wanted for MURDER. Now, how does that even make sense? Draco wants to know...don't you?

Counterattack:Falling In Love With My Enemy (BXB)(逆袭之爱上情敌）

WARNING: ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP IN THIS BOOK!! Disclaimer: This book is a Chinese BL novel by the author 柴鸡蛋 and it is extremely popular among the Chinese BL lovers community. It has been produced into a web series which you can find on Youtube or online. I decided to translate the whole book, including the extra chapte...

Caved In

Sonic and the gang visit one of the biggest and most ancient caves in all of Mobius for a Summer activity. What started off as a harmless, self-guided tour, soon became a danger to their lives. The gang becomes split up, as the roof begins to cave in. They must go on a journey to find each other again and find their...

Broken Glass

Trapped, trapped for so long. He lost hope of light, hope to every see the day again. He didn't remember his past life very well. He waits in the dark, not knowing why. Gore Violence Lemons ? Sonic uke

Bloody Hell! (Dramione FanFiction) (COMPLETED)

Hermione snogging a book? Draco flexing his muscles in the mirror while singing 'Sexy and I Know It'? AND SEVERUS SNAPE IN HOT PINK ROBES?!?! What the bloody hell is this?! Oh yeah, it's my new story. This Dramione story includes complete randomness, craziness, pranks and a chocolate-obsessed Harry Potter ;) IMPORTANT...

A Wonderful Fortuitous Love

"You see, Draco Malfoy, without your sarcastic replies to endure each morning and that arrogance only you could carry, I find myself somewhat missing you." Draco thought the biggest problem living for a year under the same roof as Hermione Granger was the probability of them killing each other. He never thought it wou...

1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

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A Reverse Falls Summer

Cover by: @BasicNerdLife Pacifica Southeast is coming to Gravity Falls and is planning to stay there for a whole summer with her uncle and cousin. Pacifica was having a great time there and with her cousin, Gideon Pines, but everything changes as they meet a pair of twins that changes their lives forever. Was it good...

Dramione one shots

One shots of dramione

Hermione Granger and The Pale, Blond, Prat

"Please. You can't deny the desire. Haven't you always wanted me?" Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are the center of attention in this collection of Dramione one-shots, where the only certain thing is a hot kiss! (Updated every few days)

Falling For You | Completed

Pacifica Pines; curious, adventurous and vulnerable. Dipper Gleeful; cocky, sharp and devilishly handsome. Secrets unravelled, truths unfolded, and mysteries untangled. What happens when two completely different worlds crash into each other? What are the consequences to knowing information yo...

Dramione One Shots

A whole load of Dramione one shots.

Queen of Gorgeousness

Hermione Granger has been through it all. She's been loyal and fierce, nerdy and strong, caring and passionate. She's been jeered at and bullied, insulted and teased but she doesn't let it get her down. When she was young her Mother always told her the story of the ugly duckling. Hermione believed that one day her ugl...

A New Guardian: The Daughter of the Moon(Jelsa)

A new guardian is chosen. But why was she chosen? Was it because she is the daughter of the Moon. What other dark secrets does she hold? The Big 4 - Jack Frost, Hiccup, Merida, Rapunzel - are determined to find out. Why does Jack find her so familiar? Will Elsa find her true love, or will she be rejected because of he...