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Heartless (Published under Sizzle and MPress)

Elevators. Airplanes. Palaman ng Sandwich. Yung feeling na papunta ka pa lang at excited ka pa lang sa pupuntahan mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa lang yung birthday mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa ang isa pang espesyal na araw. Yung feeling na ilang oras na lang ay pasko na. Yung feeling na tatlong araw na lang simula n...

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The Princess of China-Miraculous

Marinette has two secrets, one she is ladybug Paris's own superhero along side Chat nor her pun-loving companion, The second is that she is the princess of China. In one of these chapter there will be violence.

A Miraculous Princess

Marinette is ladybug, one of Paris' super heroes. What if she has another secret that no one knows of. What if Marinette's past has come back to haunt her and turn her world upside down.(Warning Hamilton references may used cause i can) What if a certain cat gets jealous over a certain old friend. Drawing is by Wishko...

ღ•Miraculous Ladybug Princess•ღ

Marinette's hiding two secrets not just being Ladybug but also being the Princess of China. So what happens when Marinette's class win a trip to China around the time of Marinette's birthday coronation. Read to find out... Start: 14/11/2016 Finished: 2/2/17 Updates: Daily! #1 In Hawkmoth #48 Miraculousladybug

Princess Marinette

In which Marinette's class wins a trip to China, more and more secrets start to come out of hiding.

Miraculous Ladybug-Marinette's Secret

When the class goes on a field trip to England they find out something that shocks them.They now see one of their classmates as she is but how will her friends take it?

Miraculous Princesses

Marinette is a sweet girl who lives in the best bakery in Paris , owned by her aunt When she was just a baby she was sent to Paris to be kept safe from hawk moth Now is the time for her to take back her kingdom But the funny thing is.....she doesn't know she is royalty!! Join Marinette and Chloe as them and their cl...

Of Gods and Royalty

Teenage life is hard enough without a god in your pocket and a crown on your head. When things heat up, secrets turn into lies and a game of cat and mouse turns deadly - what is she supposed to do when everything is on her shoulders? That's the thing about responsibility - sometimes, it's just better to let it all go...

Miraculous ladybug trip to china

Marinette is the princess of china but her and her family had to move to France when she was little because her uncle Sebastian (mothers brother) wanted the throne all to himself. He drove them away with threats so they went in hiding and 13 years later Marinette and her class have to go to china for a field trip the...

The prince and princess of China

this is going to be completely different to the other stories where marinette is a princess. I hope you like it. :) plez don't copy my idea as this is way different. Edit from the future: Why are you here? This is a warning for future readers. I wrote this when I was like... 12. It is poorly written. Go in a...

The secret life of Princess Marinette

DISCONTINUED With everything going on in Marinette's life, her reputation, Adrien, Ladybug. She can't show people she's braking on the inside. Especially since she's being crowned the queen of China . The class travel to China for a school trip. Marinette than realises after an akuma attack, SHE was being crowned the...

A Princess secret [slow updates]

When Marinettes class is going on a trip to china, Marinette is really excited, but when she hears her class is going to see the princesses coronation Marinette creeps out and worries. What will her class think of her as princess? Who will she tell? Disclaimer:I do Not own miraculous ladybug or the characters but, the...

Miraculous Princess Marinette

Marinette Keeps a secret that she is a princess. When it is finally time for her coronation she has her parents invite her whole class to China. Adrian and Marinette see how their love develops and also my ship and also say maybe Nayla . . . . Also maybe some more ships ?

Princess Marinette (On Hold!)

Sooooo I know there's a lot of these but I really wanna start writing something. Marinette's day was normal, except that she actually got up early and there's a trip To where? To China For what? Her Coronation What will happen and how will everyone take it? Most importantly what will Adrien think? Btw there's no La...

Miraculous Princesses

**this fic is only updated when I am truly bored and have nothing else to do. it has become a bit of a crack fic and believe when I say that neither of us know where it might be going. no promises on updates** AU in which there is no Ladybug and Chat Noir. Marinette and Alya find out that they are the long lost prince...

A Miraculous Fairytale

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is an average peasant girl growing up in a small village named Parisilia. It is strictly under the rule of King Gabriel. Since her father was murdered by the King's men years ago, she has learned to fend for herself with the help of her friend Alya. Living in the village isn't easy, especially...

Daughter of Harley&Joker (on hold)

Hey sweetie cheeks *blows a gum bubble and pops it* follow me around school were to people im just normal but im actually the daughter of The Joker and Harley Quinn! But why do I feel like I need to put my parents back in Arkham asylum? Toodals and

The Princess of China and the Prince of England.

Hearing an announcement from the teacher that the classroom gets to go to English for 1 month to celebrate the wedding between the Prince of Britain and the Princess of China. (Marinette Princess) (Adrien Prince) the two haven't seen each other for years since a team of assassins tried to kill the both and had to hide...

Plagg meets Marinette

Plagg was bored. He was just sitting in Adrien's bag with absolutely nothing to do. He was just about to fall asleep when he smelled cheese. He couldn't pass this up, besides Adrian wouldn't miss him for five minutes. The smell was coming from the girl who sat behind Adrien bag. He secretly went into the bag to find a...

The castle is my home {Princess Marinette fanfic}

Marinette has always been one for telling the truth yet she has many secrects. Secrets that could turn all of her friends against her. Does she care? No. Since one of her secrets is going to be revealed she decideds to show her class the real truth in a very dramatic way. Oh and by the way, she's a princess. Enjoy! Th...

Miraculous Ladybug One-Shots

Ah, yes. Just a normal, very average, uncomplicated romance. Only a mere four-sided lovesquare. Move along. One-shots on all of the miraculous ships! The first few are TERRIBLE OMG PLEASE DON'T. ADDITIONALLY: most all of these were written prior to season 3 at least. they are no longer considered canon-compliant! Up...

Naughty Chat 'Chat Noir x reader'

(Y/n) has always lived in Paris and she loved it her Best Friend is Nathanael but what happens when she transfer schools and runs into Chat noir? What will Chat Noir think? When (Y/n) finds him it is not a smooth ride. ~I do not own Miraculous Ladybug~

The Diary

COMPLETED, SEQUEL OUT NOW : Best Ranking : #1 in Miraculous Ladybug It was lying next to a pink box with white dots on it. A sleek black pin tied to it with the ribbon that bound it shut. But it wasn't shut. I didn't usually snoop around, but it was just too inviting. Yes, Adrien Agreste was going to take a peak at...

Miraculous Princess

When Marinette's class gets invited to the princess of China's coronation, the whole class is excited. Except the Princess of China herself, Marinette Dupain-Cheng. Afraid for her life, she trys to balance her secret about her family, being Ladybug and trying to doge kidnappers. Disclaimer: I do not own Miraculous Lad...

Princess Marinette

[ HIGHEST RANKING : #1 in Miraculous Ladybug ] One day during the beginning of class, Marinette was called to the principle's office. She didn't know why, but when she saw her parents there, too, she knew it was important. Her parents sat her down and told her the big news. Marinette was shocked. She couldn't believ...

{COMPLETED}An Adrienette Story Gone Bad

DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO CRINGE!!!!!! Marinette Dupain- Cheng is the princess of the mermaids. Her parents King Tom Dupain- Cheng and Queen Sabine Dupain- Cheng made plans for Marinette to go to a human school on land. Tom and Sabine give Marinette a pair of earrings that can give her legs on land and a tail in...

Life of a Princess

Marinette's class goes on a field trip to China. Yet what her class doesn't know is that everyone is in for a special surprise. For Marinette her life will change, but is it for the better or worst??? Read to find out.

Princess of China

This book is about four teenagers whose class find out that they are going to China for three months. The four teens stay there for a thrilling five months. During that time they will see the crown princess of China's coronation (Marinette's coronation), they will find out that Marinette is the princess of China. Alya...