Funny Quotes

Just some quotes that I found online that I thought were hilarious so yeah have fun!

#PlanetOrPlastic Writing Contest

Wattpad has teamed up with National Geographic to wake the world up to the potential impact of single-use plastics. In 500 words or less, we're asking you to share a story-real or fiction-inspired by actual photos of this global issue.

Augmentation • TFP and RID Fanfiction

Cybertron was the disease, but Earth was the cure. Overshot had been Shockwave's personal assistant during the war, having been alongside him throughout the creation of the Dinobots, Predacons, and Techno-organics. However, being trained to be the second most intelligent mind on Cybertron by the ranking first turned o...

Chasing Royalty

Not everyone wants to be a princess. Princess Carolina Ysabelle-Aurora Radieux Jenkins or as everyone knows as simply Princess Laura Jenkins would do everything to live an ordinary life even for just a few moments. All she wanted is to experience being free of everything that came along with being a princess, even if...

My Future Husband (Tagalog)

tagalog po ito hehehe so eto na Pina transfer si Abigail ng kanyang mga magulang sa pilipinas dahil daw sa kanilang business..at dun na siya pinag aral..may nakilala siyang isang lalaki na ubod ng Sungit,Bad boy,Gwapo(sobra),mataas,may pagka chinito..at malakas mang TRIP....a kina iinisan ito ni Abigail..Pero di namal...

My Contract with the Badboy (COMPLETED)

A Hard headed boy that is so bad, cruel, brutal/violent to others especially to the other girls he dated, but just one girl he loved and wanted him to changed for the better. But it's up to her decision if she wanted to stay. (Tagalog&English story)

You'll Be Safe Here (Romance-Action)

Her breath hitched when she saw him pull out a strip of cloth from his jean's pocket. It was black. It was ominous. It meant only one thing and that was to blindfold her. Quickly, she shook her head. 'No... you can't do this!' Nic gave out no reaction as he continued his way to her. She attempted to bolt away from him...

The Nerd's Bitch (Tagalog) (Completed)

This very beautiful girl is not totally bad when she likes bitching with many guys. Suddenly her life was threatened, when suddenly his Dad, decided to engage her into marriage arrangement. She was forced to pursue her real happiness and love in order to avoid being married, to pursue her once in a life time unrequite...

Taking what's rightfully his (Tagalog)(Completed)

WARNING!!! MATURE content for 18 years old and above!!! If you're an INNOCENT or NOT AN OPEN-MINDED reader, please refrain from reading this story! "You're planning on leaving me again? Tell me, ganun lang ba ang tingin mo sa akin na pagkatapos paligayahin ka sa kama ay lalayasan mo na lang?" Napayuko siya at pinigila...

My love, my destiny (Completed)

WARNING!!! MATURE content for 18 years old and above!!! If you're an INNOCENT or NOT AN OPEN-MINDED reader, please refrain from reading this story! Princess Jewel Morrison was so hurt because her boyfriend Zander Montealegre, wasn't there when she gave birth to their child. But the most painful thing was their baby 'd...

My POSSESSIVE ex-LOVER(Sequel of SHE'S MINE, EXCLUSIVELY MINE) (COMPLETED)

WARNING!!! MATURE content for 18 years old and above!!! If you're an INNOCENT or NOT AN OPEN-MINDED reader, please refrain from reading this story! Carina ran away from Regan years ago after she found out about how he used and deceived her. But Regan searched for her and didn't give up until he found her. Now that the...

Chasing Red

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...

FlyGirl 2.0

Under Construction!! FlyGirl 2.0 is being revised. The youngest -- and only -- daughter of deceased Mob lawyer Edward McIver, rich girl Siobhan McIver has always jumped first and thought about consequences later... until a thoughtless summer fling with an obsessive older man results in a broken arm and a bruised spir...

Ang Huling Biyahe ni Ms. Beverly

Simple lang naman sana ang pangarap ni Beverly Llamado at iyon ay magkaroon ng isang masayang pamilya kasama ang lalaking kaniyang mapapangasawa. Sa kasamaang palad, siya ay nabigo. Ito ang nagtulak sa kaniyang magtrabaho sa Amerika bilang isang registered nurse. Nangako na lang din siya na ilalaan na lamang niya ang...

Bargain with the Rebel Heartbreaker (Published under ABSCBN Books)

Arch. Isabel Funtalva will stop at nothing to fulfill her ambitions. Even if she has to bargain her body and soul to the rebel heart breaker. **** Na kay Isabel Funtalva na nga yata ang lahat - ganda, tapang, talino, tamang diskarte, voluptuous na katawan, at successful career na kinaiinggitan ng maraming kababaihan...

Someone Else

After moving to London with her best friend, the last thing Elle expects is to fall for a celebrity - though it may be more trouble than it's worth. ***** Elle Robinson never thought the man she's loved for nearly her entire existence would leave he...

Elle (Sample)

•A Wattpad Twice-Featured Story. *Previously named Elle's Saviour* At 25 years old, Elle Barrett resorted to escorting to provide for her son and unwell Grandmother. Struggling to pay bills and keep food on the table, she met Dean Wallace at the lowest point in her life. Little did she know that he would change her l...