Davekat smut
The worst lemon on the entire planet
Just random shower thoughts I felt needed to be shared with the world of wattpad.
Gumball is the young governor of an attractive settlement that thrives in the production of candy luxary goods, hence its name Candy Kingdom junction. Marshall is the banished and pervious lover of gumball and sherrif of Candy kingdom junction. Is it too late for Marshall's and Gumball's love to be rekindled or has tu...
created with the hope of helping you bring your oc to life [highest rank: #4 in random, #1 in faceclaims]
to put a long fucking story short this book will consist of homestuck vines, crack, n' shit like that
This is a story about a guy named striderdoodle, he was the best doodle that ever fooking doodled. ((I have no idea if this is going to be a gag story or not. I guess you'll find out)) ((Irl tho, It's 12 im the morning and i've been drinking mountain dew i think i was drugged.)) edit from 2020: its NO DOUBT a crackf...
Humanstuck High School AU Oneshot Karkat is bullied horribly. And Dave is there to save him.
poetry by a person that's afraid of people. 12/23/15- #1 in poetry
Dear whoever you might be, I hope someday you'll find this and know that this is everything I didn't say. Copyright © 2015 by CielloMaxin Highest ranking: #11 in Poetry #7 in poetry - 10/9/16 #5 in poetry - 10/11/16 #4 in poetry - 10/29/16 DISCLAIMER: I do not own the photos I use for the covers of my books. All cre...
Karkat felt alone. Friendless. An outcast. He thought he was alone in the world. Until he met Dave. He understood. They weren't so different, the two. They understood each other when no one else did. ((tw: graphic self harm, suicide))
I don't know. Just a random ass book. At this point don't read the title.
Welcome to Shit Siri Says, this is a story completely told about all the funny, insane, crazy, and, let's be honest, stupid things Siri says. I hope you get some laughs XD. Because Siri says some serious shit. Copyrights: I DO NOT OWN SIRI OR ANYTHING FROM APPLE Highest Ranking: Humor: #2 Random: #25 (Book Cover Info:...
Just a selection of the times Siri has been funny XD No longer being updated with new ones! Just old ones being republished. *Some of these may be no longer repeatable due to updates and general luck. I promise you these are all 100% legit though* #3 for #siri 24/12/18
Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY! STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY! Highest Ranks: #1 - relata...
WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school ou...