Potatoes

If you're reading this because the title caught your attention, you like potatoes. Congratulations. Because I also like potatoes.

How to annoy a fangirl

COVER DONE BY FOREVERLARK ....THIS IS NOT MY OPINION Just some things you might not want to say around a fan girl.

The Youtube Academy

Madhouse (Andy Hurley/Joe Trohman)

Andy Hurley works at a mental institution, which he honestly doesn't mind much, but one day, a new patient comes in. The patient's name is Joe Trohman. Andy gets assigned to take care of him and soon gets to know him better. He learns about Joe's life and why he was brought here in the first place. Soon after, Andy re...

Flirting With Death

He extends his hand and I'd be lying if I said I only hesitated a bit to shake it. When I finally did, my hand was enveloped by his, except it wasn't warm and inviting, instead cold and rough. It sent a shiver down my spine. "Name's...

Folie à Deux (Frerard)

I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player.

*ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops...

Waist-Deep In Walmart

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

Light My Way Back Home •Patrick Stump+Fall Out Boy•

SEQUEL After the Discomposed Composers tour comes to a close, Cole Wentz returns to Chicago, Illinois with confidence, a self esteem, and a ring on her finger, courtesy of Mr. Patrick Stump. The two build their lives together, getting married and eventually having a daughter named Maya Alison Stump. Everything is goin...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

The Baby Project

When it comes to seventeen-year-olds Aurora “Rory” West and Kale Mathews, there is no such thing as the concept of ‘common ground.’ Their interactions (the few that they have) are always filled with overly-sarcastic remarks and countless number of trips to the principal’s office. One day, when a particular interactio...

Breathe Me Back To Life •Patrick Stump+Fall Out Boy•

After being attacked at a house party, Cole Wentz has been diagnosed with insomnia, severe anxiety, and is showing symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. No one knows what really happened to her, but her brother, Pete Wentz, is determined to find out. That's where Operation Breathe Her Back To Life comes in. Take...

Face Down ✓ | Patrick Stump

Skye was close with her dad. He was not only her father, but her best friend and her second half. When her father is diagnosed with cancer, Skye's life begins to crumble. For the next two years, her life is a cliché, a roller coaster that has its ups and downs, its twists and turns, as her father battles cancer and he...