Comebacks and Insults

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Photobomb [Taekook au]

[A social media AU] Up and rising Korean model Kim Taehyung didn't realize the circumstances of an innocent picture he posted on his twitter, only when he started getting more and more comments about a certain famous idol that happened to photobomb his picture unintentionally, known by the name Jeon jungkook.

ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ↝ᴛᴀᴇɢɢᴜᴋ✔

✎sᴇǫᴜᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ❝ᴡʜᴏ ᴀᴍ ɪ?❞ ❝ᴍ-ᴍʏ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ~!❞ ↑ɢɢᴜᴋ ↓ᴛᴀᴇ ᴇxᴘʟɪᴄɪᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ₁/₁₈/₁₉ ғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ: ₅/₁₁/₁₉

prince's bride | v.k

He just happens to crossdress that day, it's not like he wanted to, but look what happened. He got added to a selection of wives qualified for the prince and worst of all he happens to get selected. To be honest that would be wonderful but..she's actually a male. ...

Prince | vkook ♡♡ [continued on @dhjock101]

Taehyung has a deep hatred to the Royal family. What happens if suddenly the youngest son of the royal family starts to fall for Taehyung

The Dying Moon Child I VxBts

{VxBTS}Taehyung has heart failure that only leaves him one year to live only his family knows and he would like to keep it that way but what happens when he accidentally makes 6 of the most popular kids in school fall in love with him Bottom Taehyung Top Bts

// The boy backstage \\ V x BTS //

Taehyung got a new job, he works as an assistant for a new popular Kpop boy group called BTS. The manager thought it would be best if Taehyung lived with them and insists that he does, what happens when all attention turns to the beautiful new assistant. And who will win his heart? *wink wonk*

YOU ARE ONLY MINE(taekook)(boyxboy)

What will happen when the most shy but now strong and muscular junkook starts searching for love.Millions of girls want him and he is also a player and does not want to court someone.Every girl throws herself at him and he likes not to do hard work for claiming someone. Taehyung is still a small cute but most handsome...

His Monstrosity

An "innocent" 19 year old runs off into the night and ends up in an unfamiliar street. A mysterious man happens to also be there. What if the 19 year old, Kim Taehyung gives ip the innocent act for a whole new and different personality? And the mysterious man becomes his lover. This description sucks but I don't wanna...

Scent 2: Vow

[COMPLETED] This is a sequel of Scent. Top Kook Bottom Tae DISCLAIMER All credits goes the rightful owners of pics, fan arts and gifs used in this book. WARNING This book has explicit contents that is suitable for mature readers.

Butterfly || ĸooĸv

Jeon Jungkook is a single teenage father to a two year old girl named Jeon Tayja. In which Jungkook's falls in love with a beautiful and simple boy, or so he thought. Little did Jungkook know this 'simple boy' could get pregnant. Didn't take him long to find out though when Taehyung falls pregnant. - - - - - - - 07...

ROYAL SELECTION

Read the prologue. Cover credits @rictae_1 top | kook bottom | tae

Princess and I

in which prince jungkook fall inlove with princess taehyung. but little did he know that the princess he knows as a girl, was actually a boy. -topkook,bottomtae ; royal au.

Bunny Monster | Kookv

Scientists made a huge mistake when they broke the nature's law. They created a monster that killed them all but it developed a liking on a certain brown haired scientist and decided only let him live. -------------------------- Originally a kookv oneshot from my vkook amino. I made some changes in this version. Top!M...

Possessive♤MikaYuu

A blood-sucking, unknowing manipulator obsessing over his love, Yuichiro. Their relationship is toxic, however their souls are so drawn to each other to where they can never get away.

Comebacks And Insults

Roses are red, violets are blue This book is crazy, I don't care, do you? Hey! That was admittedly real crappy. But yeah, this is a book of comebacks and insults of any scene or awkward moment. And poems: the roses and violets thingy. And random jokes. Credit will be given if I get a joke, comeback, or pick-up lin...

Love Me

Taehyung has been trying to get Jungkook's attention, but always fails. Jungkook always gets irritated by Taehyung. He would always push and yell at him. But what if one day, Taehyung gives up? What if Jungkook starts to miss Taehyung?

Hidden

"Where did the bubbly Taehyung go?" Cute, bubbly Taehyung is now a dark and depressing Taehyung. And Jungkook is going to find out why. Top Kookie || Bottom Tae!!

It Hurts 2

Jungkook and the others are now in a university. They all haven't seen Hoseok and Taehyung for 2 years. But what if they all met up again in the same university? Jungkook is back to his plans on taking Taehyung back once they had met again. But will Taehyung go back with him? Top Kookie || Bottom TaeTae ...

It Hurts

Jungkook has a crush on Jimin. Taehyung, Jimin's best friend, goes and help Jungkook get Jimin to like him back. "It hurts seeing you having eyes on someone instead of me" - Tae Top Kookie || Bottom Tae

Pretty Boy || jk+kth+myn [ON HOLD]

Right now he's on a mission, a bet, and he isn't planning on losing this bet to Fucking Park Jimin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In which... Jeon Jungkook, a bored teenager, makes a bet with Park Jimin without knowing the consequences. Kim Taehyung is the school's Pretty Boy who is constantly being over protected by his...

rose ≛ taekook

seasons change, and people do too, i guess. « taekook!! completed [side note: this book is super old my writing has improved :(]

Obsessed » Vkook - HIATUS

Jeon Jungkook moves into a new neighbourhood and he seems to take a huge interest towards his neighbour Kim Taehyung. He knows that Taehyung is already in a relationship but Jungkook wants Taehyung for himself - and nothing can ever stop him from getting what's rightfully supposed to be his. Warning: There is smut in...

noctiphany | VxBTS

𝙤𝙣-𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜。 ❝i can't sleep❞ ❝you can but you don't❞ -in which kim taehyung doesn't want to sleep. @-unloyalhoe 06/26/17

prognosticate | VxBTS

𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙。 ❝leave until you can❞ because ❝sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the one standing behind the trigger❞ -in which the members treated kim taehyung badly. @-unloyalhoe 06/10/17 03/26/20

ceaseless | VxBTS

𝙤𝙣-𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜。 ❝what will you do if you can turn back time? ❞ ❝I won't❞ -in which kim taehyung's life is stuck in a loop. @-unloyalhoe 08/28/17

sankofa | VxBTS

𝙤𝙣-𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜。 ❝a heart that's been broke is a heart that's been loved❞ ❝a life with love is a life that's been lived❞ -in which the members are ignoring kim taehyung. @-unloyalhoe 09/14/17

Lovesick | VMIN

"Why? Why do i have to love you?" A Vmin fanfiction where Jimin loves Taehyung very much. Yet, it seems Taehyung doesn't know about it. Two people started to take this advantage to separate their love and make it theirs instead. Will they succeed? Will Taehyung ever notice Jimin's feelings? - [Complete] Started : 25th...

Dream Boy | VMIN

Kim Taehyung, a boy that life didn't take fair to. The only place he could feel in peace is when he close his eyes to dream a boy name Park Jimin There, was his only friend, waiting, wanting to accompany the boy [Complete] Started : 30th May 2018 Ended : 25th June 2018 Special thanks to : @litatata1233 Special thanks...

Innocent Love | BTSxV

6 guys aiming for one target. None of them intends to lose. Who will win? - [ Completed ] [ Yandere | Horror ] Top!BTS Bottom!Taehyung Special thanks to : @litatata1233 Special thanks to : @Alphagguk Started : 3rd July 2018 Ended : 4th October 2018 #25 Horror | 18th September 2018 #45 Yoongi | 29th September 2018