Horsy jokes, memes and truths

Decided to make a book of horsey jokes memes and truths x hope you enjoy x Highest rating, #6 th in humour!!

Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke? Me: okay Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing? Me: idk why? Person: Because he was Person: A little horse! Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. #1 in Equestrian, #1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...) Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_

You know you're an equestrian when...

Ways to tell if your a true equestrian..

Cowgirl Roots

April never thought she would move back to Texas, Will wasn't expecting to meet a Florida gal. What happens when they run into each other, literally!! Heartbreak, suspense, love, jealousy, pain all mix in with the story of April and Will. April has security and trust issues, Will has a problem letting people completel...

Cowgirl

Teaser: • "The sound of boots clunking on the wooden floor made everyone in the pub fall silent. The person took off their brimmed hat to let long dark hair fall down her back. People started whispering. She got to the counter and stood waiting, while the barman just gawped. "A beer, please," She said boldly. The barm...

This is Me

Elizabeth went through a tragic accident. Trying to be independent and doing everything she always did ended up being next to impossible. With her best friend, Becca, and mother trying to give her the support she needs, she instead pushes them away. Some one unexpected comes into her life. Question is, will this perso...

Finding my mate.

I'm Clara. I'm a horse shifter, the last one of my kind. This story is traveling with me to find my mate. There has to be one more horse shifter out there for me. NOTE: THIS WAS MY FIRST BOOK. DO NOT JUDGE MY WRITING BASED OF THIS BOOK. I WAS PROBABLY 10 AND HAD NO UNDERSTANDING OF GRAMMAR OR HOW TO PUT TOGETHER CHA...

If horses could text

What if your horse could text?

Whisper

Seventeen-year-old Chloe Matthews is done with guys, done with her ex, and done with the cowboys of the Grand Teton Mountains. She refuses to get hurt again. All that matters now are the horses. Every horse Chloe helps is another piece of herself put back together. But Jack Hunter, town favorite and arrogant cowboy, h...

Horse Quotes

Hey, so idek why I'm writing a horse quotes book, but I AM. DON'T JUDGE MEEE!!!!!!! Anywayz, if u like horses plz read this book and plz vote and comment!! Also, just like all my other quote books, I haven't make these quotes up and I'm not really taking credit for them either.

Born To Ride (Under Revision)

McKenzie has loved horses her whole life, but her parents never allowed her to saddle up. This summer is a dream come true when she goes to a ranch to take lessons and turns out to be a natural at riding. She develops a special bond with crazy horse, A.K.A. Dakota. It feels like nothing can stop her... except for mean...

Wildwood equestrian academy

About a girl named Ashley going to a boarding just for riding. Her horse Watson is a quarter/ warm blood. Ashley knows that the school has a reputation to be the hardest when it comes to school work. Ashley shows her skills in the ring and the other girls claws come out. They are used to being the best and the brigh...

Star (Under Revision)

Meg has been on the run for 1 year now with he beloved horses, Dream and Buck. When she finds an old barn in the middle of the woods she finds a wild bachelor stallion she named Star. But the wild horses are being watched by a photographer. Could she get caught?

Breathless

When Ashley Block, the daughter of Valerie Block, a rich woman, sneeks off to her friends party, she comes home in alot of trouble. Heartbroken that her horse, Celtic was sold. Will some Rescue Horse heal her broken heart? When an offer for her old horse arries, what horse will she chose? The horse that spoiled her or...

A Falling Ember

This is the story of a young wild horse's fight for freedom after her herd is captured by humans.

Recovery

BOOK 1 OF RECOVERY SERIES Grace Adams has battled with depression for the majority of her life, but her best friend Chey always kept her sane. But after Chey disappears from her life, Grace completely loses it, falling back into all of her old habits. When her therapist suggests sending her to a ranch for troubled te...

Boys & Horses

Hi I'm Laura, and i hate boys, well till i meet the most sexiest boy ever! follow Laura and she finds that maybe she can trust the opposite sex, and her Horse Dancer who helps her along the way, she to has to learn to like the opposite sex! Horse like Owner!! Enjoy the read

My Shot (Camren)

Lauren Jauregui was 17 years old when her son was born. She had to finish school, work a part time job, and care for her son all on her own. Now, 12 years later and her son is entering middle school, she owns her own business and her life is finally on track. The only thing off track is her love life. She can't seem t...

A Love Like Ours

Aria has liked her best friend Ryan since school, there's just one little problem. Ryan has a girlfriend and she happens to be Aria's best friend. Ryan has always been there for Aria since day one. But does that mean that he's interest in her the way she wants? Sometimes people confuse being nice with something else...