Funny Jokes And Comebacks
A book filled with amusing funny come backs and insults.
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So, What Pick-Up Line Actually Works On You?
The day Anabelle is diagnosed with leukaemia, she decides to refuse treatment and live for three more months. She makes a bucket list, or a list of things she has to do before she dies. But that night she meets Rhys, an arrogant egotistical jerk who has leukaemia also, and Rhys insists on doing her bucket list with An...
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Pickled Onions
[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regarding the Pickled Onions I bought from your company. I was wondering-❞ ❝Er-❞ ❝Well, my sister is pregnant and she's been craving Pickled Onions and so I...
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Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte | ✓
[First Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Prank: [noun] a practical joke or mischievous act. -- ❝Hey, can I order an Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte?❞ ❝What the hell are you talking...
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Once Upon a Bathroom Stall
❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...
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Scary facts
Warning: Read at your own risk! Not all of them are scary, but I just put them there anyway. Most of them are scary, so I suggest reading this a night, with all your light off. 😈
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The Cellar
For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...
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Pranking The Bad Boy
"What the hell?! Kennedy!" I watch as Ryder turns around furiously and strides towards me. Oh oh. Maybe I took it too far... "What's wrong with you?! Did you really have to cover my car in pink sticky notes?!" He steps towards me and I take a step back. He steps forward again and I step back u...
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The Crazy Girl
Madeline Courtney looks like a normal teenage girl. If anyone didn't know her she would blend right in. Although, everyone does know her, and at her school she has a reputation. She's the daredevil, the risk taker, the crazy girl. Maddie is just so bent on doing everything she can. Some things she does don't make her...
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London's Bad Girl. (Incomplete - not finishing)
After moving from the lively New York City, to the not so boring London, was it really a surprise that drama would rise? Nicole Andersini, fitting in perfectly with the special city, easily adjusted. After meeting London's Bad Boy, anyone could have guessed what would happen. Love, drama, lies, and fights were only so...
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Eight Days In London
Keith Bailey, a regular American searching for adventure travels to the one world city of London, United Kingdom. His first international trip over three-thousand miles from home finds himself in a roller coaster ride living in a lifestyle of a world different than his own. While there he soon meets a young British...
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68 Days And Counting
NOTE: 68 Days and Counting is going to be published! The story has been split into two books and slightly altered for publication being renamed: Hitting the Crossbar (April 18th 2023) and Across the Line (April 2024). You can now buy Hitting the Crossbar here: https://books.wattpad.com/shop/p/hitting-the-crossbar Des...
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Ten Reasons Not To Die
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
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Pushed into the Pool by the Bad Boy
"Had a nice swim?" He asks, a smirk on his face. I could literally slap him right now. "Bitch, you pushed me," I say breathlessly, my body shaking from the cold water. He just looks amused, as he takes a step closer to me. "Language," he says, his voice almost a whisper, "there's children here." ••• Opal Ro...
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The Bad Boys Saw Me Naked
"Come on babe." Evan insists. "Please? For me?" I look around, considering my options. The party has started to die down, and the small lake further into the woods is pretty concealed. "Fine." I sigh, grinning. "Really?" He smirks. "You'll skinny dip with me?" I pause. "Sure." "Great." He says. "I love you Harper." ...
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The Good Girl's Bad Side
Amazing cover by @GrimTragedies Highest Rank: #1 in Teen fiction Tristan's grasp tightens around my waist, while inching his face closer and closer to mine. He brushes his lips softly against mine, sending inevitable feelings running a marathon. "You're really tempting me Angel." He chuckles softly. "Do you always g...
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The crazy girl
"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I...
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the crazy girl
meet wild card or Maddison a well known criminal and partners with harley quin what happens when she joins the suicidé squad and Rick flag falls in love some smut if you guys want just requeste it to me
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Always a Bad Girl
"I'm so sorry," I say looking down at the mess. "Why are you apologizing you're the one with coffee all over your shirt." The mans voice made me freeze I knew that voice. I lift my head up looking the man in the eyes. "Wes." I whisper. -- What happened to Wes and Sam after high school? It's five years later and le...
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THE bad girl?
17 year old Alex is just an ordinary girl trying to live in the shadows, and not be seen by the IT crowd. WAIT- that was her BEFORE the incident, now's shes THE bad girl. everyone is scared of her and well sadly NO one wants to BE here NOR 'bang' her. she's more popular then the queen bee but, the queen bee gets her...
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The Bad Boy and The Tomboy
The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something...
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The Bad Girl And The Boys
Blake is bad to the bone. Definitely not your average teen. Nope she is a beutifull Spanish gangleader but although both her parents where Spanish she was brought up in the U.S. by her parents until the age of 13 but it all fell apart.. Jack is Blake's best friend and always had been. Although Jack is insanely rich he...
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The Good Girl Boxer
COMPLETED BUT EDITING ~~~~🌸~~~~ "Look who joined us boys. If it isn't the GG herself." I rolled my eyes and taped my hands as one of the annoying jocks sauntered my way. "What are you doing here GG? Book club is in the other hallway." I heard his little group laugh and I stood up once I was done taping my hands. St...
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The Bad Boy Next Door (Completed)
Avery quinton, a bad girl that got in trouble, got dettention and didn't give a fuck about anything But they didn't know she's a gang leader and not just of any gang. The 2nd most feared gang alive The royals She's also a street fighter named the white killer and i mean no one knows about that not even her family and...
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Depressed
Being a girl who is faced with struggles day to day, it is hard not to let it get in the way. One day, Abby meets someone that later changes her life-but the question is: was it for the better?
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13 and depressed
My name is Rachelle, I'm 13 almost 14, I'm from Tennessee. I have three brothers. I'm very shy and quiet. Until you get to know me. Did I mention I was homeschooled? It sucks cause I don't really socialize. I met all my friends at church. Yes I'm a Christian. I believe in God. I'm kinda obsessed with 5sos (5 Seconds O...
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That Depressed Girl
Jessie Black has been depressed for a while now. She's 17 and her mother died 2 years ago and her father doesn't act like one. Before her mom passed, they had a 'perfect' family. But ever since her mom died everything went downhill.
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