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Deep Down Under

***Highest rank in mystery/thriller-#6*** Kill a man, one is a murderer. Kill a thousand, a conqueror. Kill them all, a God. Historian Professor Sadowsky's best friend, CERN physicist Dr.Andreas Del Piero is found murdered at a hotel in Geneva after fleeing from a crime scene. Sadowsky goes to Geneva only to find hims...

Kevin Died

March 24th, 2014: Kevin Vásquez goes missing. April 9th, 2015: Kevin's remains are found. March 24th, 2016: Ricardo receives a message from an unknown number, the messenger claims to be Kevin. He's asking for help. He's not dead. He wants to come home. ~~~ "They all thought he died. Apparently they were dead wrong." T...