Castle Bleck Craziness

If you've ever wanted to see what REALLY happens at Castle Bleck on an average day, you're going to love this. A collection of short stories about Count Bleck and our favorite Five Bad Band: Nastasia, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi. Plus you never know who might make a guest appearance... Featuring lots of stupid...

THE GREAT DIMENTIO

I AM THE GREAT DIMENTIO! and so I arrive like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic

Mario Text Fails!

Some idiot gave the Mario gang phones. Not a good idea. But let's make the most of it and give you all the fails!

My Mario Ships!

And this is where I rate the ships of the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh sweet Satan's ass...