Incorrect StrayKids

StrayKids on crack texts from STRAYKIDSTFLN on twitter enjoy your stay!

Incorrect NCT China Line

NCT's China Line / WayV on crack texts from chinaline_txts on twitter have fun bubs!

i knew i loved you | minsung

"ive been waiting all my life"

CEREAL | canada bros

baecob ; do you pour the milk in first or cereal kev.moon ; the milk? baecob has now blocked you in which jacob meets a memey boy online who likes beyonce and pours in the milk before cereal

A Little More than Just Friends

[BoyxBoy - Completed] Jake and Lee are two very close best friends who spend most of their time around each other. Sometimes they like to mess around, have a little fun. But at the end of the day, they're both two straight teenage boys, right? Wrong. After the smallest kiss of kisses happens between them, Jake and L...

no homo tho #hyungwonho

bros can kiss, right? they can also hold each others hand if they like. the only problem will be when they fall in love. © ceoseungri · 2016

gay

"it's not gay if we call it a brojob!" (06/2016-10/2016)

How To Be Ridiculous

Jack, Rose, Collin and I are back at it again with the jokes, puns, comebacks, weird stories and truckload of sarcasm. [Book Four in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

How To Be Hilarious ✓

❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

The Shrump Chronicles (Donald Trump x Shrek) (Shronald)

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make...

How To Be Sarcastic ✓

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

Bite Me

Werewolves and vampires don't mix, or that's what Kieran Callisto, a seventeen-year-old vampire, has believed all his life - until he falls for the Alpha's son. ***** When Kieran meets his new classmate, Mason Kane, he bristles with an unexplainable...

McLovin' [BoyxBoy] [Completed]

"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Frie...

Voltron Crack Book

hunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying across the room. children are screaming. it's a bloodbath.

LOCKDOWN, bts

here's what these seven boys did during a lockdown lmao highest ranks: #1 in lockdown #4 in crackfic - STATUS: FINISHED © euhypen 2018

for rainy days | bts

a collection of bangtan blurbs that i needed to pen down before they got lost somewhere in the white matter of my brain. inspired by the one and only @yolgurt and her lovely "happiness" series which always makes me smile.

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

the grocery - bts crackfic

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and...

My Playboy || Completed

"You will never see me as anything other than a playboy, right?" Started: 12/27/16 Ended: 03/26/17 Highest Rank: #2 in fanfiction (01/04/17) Credits for the cutest ass cover goes to @Jiminfication ❤️

Crazy,Awkward,Sweet

"I missed having a little cas in my life." He smirked, letting his eyes show a little life. It was a sight to see and no words could do it justice. "What's cas?" I frowned, confused. "It's who you are. Crazy, Awkward, and Sweet." After her mother takes a job out of the country, Matey Greer is sent to live with her...

Karma

(COMPLETED) Audrey Milan has her boyfriend wrapped around her little finger. They've broken up so many times she's lost count, but they always end up getting back together. Audrey likes to play games with Cameron's heart. Despite her constant infidelity, she loves him to death. When she cheats on him once again, that'...

Fraternizing with the Enemy

(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a l...

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...

Cupid's Daughter

Ranked #20 in teen fiction! When Noah Jones, the school's resident hottie, asked me to help him win his ex back, I told him he was crazy. I mean, sure my mom was Cupid (kind of anyway...it's a long story), but her knack for matchmaking definitely had not rubbed off on me. In fact, I'd never even had a boyfriend befor...

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

That Nerd

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is s...

Types Of People On Wattpad

Wattpad is like a dysfunctional family that seems to have a family gathering all year round... And some of them write stories. What I'm trying to say is that there are many types of people on Wattpad and some of them are pretty funny.

Jin's Dad Jokes

❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

Ashton: The Escort (Mature)

MATURE ONE-SHOT: If you were wondering what went on in Ashton West's (of The Escort) pretty little head, wonder no more. Please note that this story contains explicit content and is intended for a mature audience. You don't have to have read The Escort first but think of this as the prequel of that story.