Best Jokes in the Galaxy :Star Wars Jokes

I can't FORCE you to like these but I think these are the best jokes in the galaxy! Hope you enjoy! I own NOTHING!

Hetalia Oneshots

Imagine yourself with your favourite Hetalia characters! Preferably for female readers.

SUPERBAT - Bitch.

Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because "average civilian is dating Batman!!1!" - Clark is mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks it's fucking hilarious. How's Superman gonna deal with all that fuss?

Meant to be<3[Under Construction]

I was in awe, but keeps my glances in secret, 'if, somehow, Bruce would allow me to hold our child, at least once.. I'll be grateful... if he'll just listen to me..' ~>25 MONTHS LATER~> (Damien's POV) I looked after little Carlisle, i had just put him to sleep in his crib. I haven't gotten my homework done though...