Dragon Ball jokes

Just dragon ball jokes

P.O.P.U.L.A.R.

~BEWARE -- HIGH SCHOOL GAY DRAMA!~ Vegeta has just landed on Earth with his family and is new to "Cali Lions High School". Everything is going fine until he meets Chi-Chi and her slaves. Will this mean war? [ SEMI-YAOI up until maybe Chapter 20; then the true YAOI scenes will really come to play ]

Scouters Are Red, Night Skies Are Blue [ Goku x Vegeta ]

After his life being saved by Prince Vegeta, Goku struggles to tell his new master how he really feels and hopefully not take things too far without getting into trouble . . . or should I say . . . into the next world. **AUTHOR'S NOTE: There's smut and m-preg!** **AUTHOR'S NOTE 2: I wrote this thing when I was in high...

Lost and Gained

After loosing his mother three years after he defeated Cell, Gohan must raise his little brother with some help from his friends- possibly even love by one. Includes: Saiyan Culture lessons by Vegeta :D. "Underage" in the human sense but "Of age" in Saiyan sense. No mature content for the first few chapters though I...

Gone And Return

Description ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Vegeta breaks up with Bulma because he has another love Bulma gets her revenge. Let's just say things don't go quite the way she intended. Franchise ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dragon Ball, Z, Super, GT Coupling ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kakavege, Goku X Vegeta Warnings ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ E: Ex...

[ON HOLD] I'm Saiyan It's Love || DBZ Fanfic [Goku x Vegeta Yaoi] [BoyxBoy]

It's been three years since Chi-Chi was killed by Buu. Ever since that day, Goku had been mourning and training twice as hard. The thing was, Goku really never loved Chi-Chi, so why did it hurt him so bad to have lost her? On a daily basis, Goku sees Vegeta with his wife Bulma. It kills him to see the man he considere...

High school (dbz fanfic)

This story is about dbz characters in high school! This story is better than you think...

My Enemy, My Lover (A Short Story)

Several years have passed since Goku's and Vegeta's first meeting- and their first battle. Something like hatred, yet very akin to a twisted form of friendship, is very powerful between the two Saiyans. But when their tails suddenly grow back with no warning and seemingly no cause, Bulma finds herself with a very dang...

A Tale of Two Saiyans (VegetaxGoku)

♥Hey guys! This is my first yaoi story and, yes, it's about my favorite ship: Goku and Vegeta! I honestly never wrote a story like this before but I'm going to give it a try so I apologize if it sucks! Please read the following carefully and enjoy!♥ ⭐⭐WARNING: THIS IS A YAOI (boyxboy) STORY. IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T R...

Amnesia

Lies. Betrayals. Things you never thought would be in the very people you call your friends. Is anyone truly telling the truth? Is anyone truly being faithful? How can you tell? How would you know? Can a relationship built on lies, still be strong? Or will it start to crumble, like the people in it? "Why does this ke...

The Gruesome Saiyan Warrior (Dragon Ball Z fanfiction)

What if Goku and Piccolo were too late to save Gohan from Raditz? Gohan has been kidnapped by Raditz to be taken to the other saiyans. Goku, Piccolo, Krillin, Master Roshi and Bulma are striving to get him back to Earth. Little do they know is that Gohan may not be the same person as he was before... What will happen...

Madness

When a strange illness descends upon Earth, unpredictable and cureless, the Z Fighters are left in external AND internal conflict. Vegeta is sorely infected. With the loss of their most vicious fighter- and the unexpected presence of a heinous foe in his place- everyone knows that it's only a matter of time before eve...

The Plague- a Goku X Vegeta fanfic!

Goku X Vegeta. When a sudden and deadly disease begins affecting the Z fighters, as well as humans, its up to Goku and Vegeta to finish Bulma's cure, and stop it! But when Goku suddenly becomes a victim to the sickness that is caught from being bitten by anyone who has it, its all up to Vegeta to save everyone! But ca...

Vegekaka

Ummm...Just a Goku and Vegeta fanfic. Believe me, it's terrible-

Goku X Vegeta

Goku's relationship with ChiChi falls in ablaze when the couple suffered through many arguments. In the meantime... Vegeta's wife, Bulma, becomes unfaithful to her husband. In the end Vegeta ends up living with Goku. As time progresses the two saiyans fall for each other. Now that they are together and have a family o...

Irrevocably

Kakavege fanfic. slightly out of character. Smut warning. Swearing.

Full-Blooded Saiyans (OLD)

(2/20/20 EDIT: THIS STORY IS NEARLY 4 AND A HALF YEARS OLD AND IS CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN INTO A NEW BOOK. The title will be the same and you should be able to find it under my profile once it's published if you wish to read it.) I...I dunno... this is my first story, plz no hate. Anyways... this s...

Finding Love (Vegeta x Goku)

Goku and Vegeta mated one afternoon only for the prince to storm off. When the heartbroken saiyan came home, he sees Chi-Chi slap his youngest son so he made a wish on the on the Dragon Balls in order to protect Goten and himself.

Body Switch ( Goku x Vegeta )

Goku and Vegeta have switched bodies and it's their job to get back to their rightful place. But while they're in this situation, why not have some fun?

Truth Behind Your Strength

Goku goes back to the living world after the defeat of Buu and finds out that his wife is no longer his wife and finds something about himself that will change his life.

Vegeta x Goku

Goku is a submissive on planet Vegeta. He has the biggest butt and is tired if people slapping and talking about it

Saiyan Love~ A VegeKaka Story

Cover by @viva_la_charlie! This is for you Zen!~ Thanks for the inspiration along with everyone else! After Vegeta and Bulma break up, Vegeta finds himself in a state of loneliness but doesn't show it. Meanwhile, things haven't been great on Goku's side either. He is soon to find out that Chi Chi is just using him and...

Goku and Vegeta-KILLING SENSE

Long live yaoi! Enough said.

Needing a Mate

What if life at home isn't all it's cracked up to be after Goku died, leaving one teen to turn to his best friend to get through the ordeal. Chichi bashing and out of character in it, don't like, don't read. PiccoloXGohan Pairing. R&R

The Darkest Hearts

This is based off a work on Archive of Our Own called My Sweet Prince by TheChichiSlaughterHouse. The original idea is not mine, nor is Dragon Ball Z, unfortunately. Warnings: yaoi, world-wide slaughter, graphic violence, cursing, sucky ending... The works.

The Promised

What if Vegeta had an older brother and that said brother was promised to have Goku as his life long mate.

I love you (Goku x Vegeta Yaoi)

JUST READ THE DAMN THING! I PROMISE YOU IT'S GOOD!!!

Love Hurts: A Piccolo x Gohan Yaoi

This is a fanfic where Gohan will finally get to confess his undying love for Piccolo. Read on to see what adventures await them. Some chapters will have lemon versions of the story. You will have to send me a message, and I will give them to you! Enjoy this wonderful story! (NOTE: I don't own DB/DBZ/DBGT/DBS or anyt...