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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
In a world of cartoons, will one brave character be able to take fate into her own hands for the man she loves?
Paris is the city of love, and this is especially true for Ratalouis, the rat member of One Direction. When he meets the gorgeous aristocRATic Eleanor (who's also a rat), their worlds are turned upside down. This isn't just a cheesy romance, though; the rodent pair faces ups and downs as they go through tribulations a...
This is the story of Ratalouis. Ratalouis is a small rat with a big love for Eleanor, the most beautiful and artistocratic rat in all of Paris. Ratalouis knows that Eleanor is out of his league, for he is just a fat rat who lives in a dumpster; and she is a goddess. Read on to follow Ratalouis on his great journey to...
according to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. it's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flies anyway. because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. {a bee-autiful Barry X Reader by @Blubble67 and I.}