all the bright places, quotes
all my favorite quotes from the novel written by Jennifer Niven.
all my favorite quotes from the novel written by Jennifer Niven.
Inspired by All The Bright Places by Jennifer Niven. ----- Highest rank: #40 in Poetry.
Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.
Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March...
Billie is a quiet, shy girl who is trying to figure out what she wants. While it seems like everyone around her is falling in love, she doesn't know where to turn. When Billie's friendship group begins to fall apart, she and her best friend, Madison, fall into the hands of a new group of boys who invite them into thei...
(First book of the series - cos people keep on missing my sequel announcement 😭) Cassandra Johnson is Pixie. Pixie is Cassandra Johnson. She's the same girl who's leading two extremely different lives. Nobody would suspect the school's nerd as Pixie. 'Cause Pixie's a street fighter badass and the nerd does not have a...
You've all heard the story of falling for your best friend or falling for your brothers best friend but you haven't heard the story of falling for my best friends brother until now
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking...
Gwen Carter, the top of the food chain. A billionaire who owns the world. No one knows, who she is or where she comes from. All they know is if you mess with her, you will go straight down to hell. Christopher Smith, comes from a family of billionaires. Does not believe in eternal love. Just knows there is on...
Emilia Anderson and Hunter Maddox are completely different but both of them hide secrets that may be key to the reputations they possess. So maybe they're more alike. Both trying to seem bad but just hiding terrible secrets. When they become accidental roommates, how easily can their secrets be unraveled? ~completed~...
Highest ranking: #1 in Rise. #1 in Fall. #1 in Fiction. #1 in Possessive. #1 in humor #2 in Teenfiction. #2 in Badboy. ...
[Caffeine is out now in paper back and Kindle!] "Medium black with three sugars, please." Isaac Hensick was your typical popular high schooler. He had tanned skin, girls on each arm and lungs full of cigarette smoke. But what most people didn't know was that he had a passion for drawing and a taste for black coffee. M...
"Take a picture it will last longer, Princess." His green orbs meet my brown ones. I cock my head to the side innocently. "Portrait or landscape?" Harlow Valentine is a girl who doesn't tolerate nonsense from anyone, especially the school's notorious bad boy, Ace King. When Ace decided to pull a harmless prank by spr...
Kira West, I am deeply in love with you. Your lustrous hair and twinkling eyes have captured me since I first laid my eyes on your smokin' body. Your dazzling smile is incomparable to any mortal object, and your laugh reminds me of soft bells ringing in the distance. This may seem a bit soon to ask you this, but will...
[First Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Prank: [noun] a practical joke or mischievous act. -- ❝Hey, can I order an Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte?❞ ❝What the hell are you talking...
"I'm here for you whenever you need me." "Liar, you are not pizza." ••• A text story.
[COMPLETED] "I could bring some lunch and drop it off at your house if you give me your address......" "Oh hell no!!! I don't want some 60 year old creep going around my neighborhood dropping food and running after little girls. " "Excuse me. But this '60 something year old creep' is a college student who is 21 and VE...
"Wassup?" "Are you a wifi? Cause I feel a connection." "Well I could agree with you but we'd both be wrong." In which Thomas Millar called the wrong girl to use his lame pickup lines. ⇢ Highest ranking : #1 in Short Story (15th Jul 2019)
in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.
in which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escort." • #30 in Featured as of July 8th 2018 #5 in Light Romance as of Ju...
once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead. rankings: short story 1 humor 1
"I can sense the smile." "I can feel the smile." "I can telepathically see the smile." "Shut up. I'm not smiling." "Then you're grinning?" "At the thought of your face flushing down my toilet." --- When two sixteen-year-olds, worlds apart as a result of their own personal dysfunctions, meet and fall in love via text m...
| COMPLETED & EDITED AS OF 14/11/2017 | | ranked #2 in short story| 17/09/2016 | ❝ I'D DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS I'M WITH YOU. ❞ the amount of highs and lows one text can cause. [lowercase intended] - all rights reserved © brotaytoe on wattpad
Is this Greyson Hollister? I think I have your book. ---- kinda cliché dialogue story, because why not. anything can happen when you call ---- 3rd Place in Humor with The Little Sanguine Awards 2nd Place in Humor with The Sweet Awards 1st Place in Teen Fic/Humor with The Stella Luna Awards Ignore the 'Ongoing' sign b...
When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life. "Hel-" "Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to call you since morning." "I-" "It doesn't bloody matter. Caleb, I, Ol...
"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all...
*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversations, 3 am jokes, flirty and sarcastic comments and maybe between all th...
Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend y...
"HEEEELLLLLOOOO!" "Um... Hi?" "Wow! You actually answered, so that means you aren't kissing anyone right?" "Um, I'm sorry but who's calling?" "I'm Midnight!" --- One socially awkward boy ends up talking to an overly-bubbly girl who only calls after midnight.
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...