"Smoking is bad, you know." The placid voice speaks up from the distant dark corner, nothing to see but a tall silhouette and an orange glow of a cigarette cherry. "It's the least of my problems," I murmur with my own between my lips, proceeding to feel the stagnant debris valley my throat when I suck delicately. He...
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
Donald Trump is a vain, hateful piece of scum. But that doesn't mean he's incapable of feelings. And when he lays eyes on Hillary Clinton, he can't even imagine how traumatic life would be without her. Trump makes it his own personal mission to win the heart of the unattainable Hillary, while in the process, dominati...
Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship
In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...
Not originally by me but inspired by a meme. My friend suggested I put it on here. Enjoy
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
you wake up one morning in love with danny devito... but you have no memory of it. what ever will you do? what events will unfold? read to find out
