❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...
Cassandra Lowe's parents seem to be always working, making them leave behind their two children with relatives far more then they would like. When Cassie's father gets a call for him and his wife to take a trip to Australia, thousands of miles away from their children. They accept the offer but know they can't leave...
Here's to all the songwriters out there who want some general tips and ideas on how to write some songs. I'm no expert at this but here's some things I found online and what I already know. Hopefully this helps who guys out! ----With my single "Without You"---- And please no copying my songs. They are copyrighted
Some weird unsolved mysteries and facts, plus murder cases and other random stories.
How could you possibly survive a test that's only a bunch of logic? It's just to make your minds think at this/that time, and to see a thing at a different observation, like how people see the number 6 but others see 9 because they're upside down. If you're having a hard time, a boring time, a lonely time, a sad tim...
Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the...
Everything and everything you need to know to slay like the queen you are. Wether it's physically or mentally you'll change for sure, and that in a good way. ♛Look your best. Feel your best. Act your best.♛
❝ dont forget me ❞ TW S6a [COMPLETED] book one of the protector series
My random scripts ._. Just because I......uh.....I like writing scripts.... And....well there is no and... I have lots of random scenes in here! A lot of them come from actual conversations I've had, some being text conversations and such. This isn't really a serious book, it's more humor!
She was known as the disobedient child . The worst thing that had every happens to the family . Nobody knew her because she let no one in. Everyone was submissive to her father the leader of the American Mafia but not her . The things she had to go through scared her and she found a way to cope by drinking and hurting...
While falling in love with a drug kingpin, Tikera must prove she can survive in his dangerous world - and convince him their relationship is worth fighting for. ***** After dropping out of university and setting her sights on traveling to Europe, tw...
It's not everyday that you get asked by a multi-billionaire man to marry his son. One day when Abrielle Caldwell was having the worst day of her life; the son of a multi-Billionaire bumps into her making her drop her books outside of school. Not knowing he was Ace Daniels, she threw all her anger out at him, and Ace e...
Alexander is the head of the largest criminal organization located in West Valley. He has two goals. Avenge his parents and reunite with his long lost brothers and sister. *aHeM* Warning: The content in this story may trigger audience as it includes explicit language, violence(but no too far in explicit details)...and...
Arianna Houston is not your average girl living in a dangerous town. She's prepared, cautious and most of all, fearless. But when Arianna is suddenly kidnapped one afternoon, she finds herself getting tossed into the messy world of gangs and into the lives of these gangsters. Arianna has been living Downtown all her l...
[COMPLETED..] Contains strong language ~ Now on Hinovel, Goodnovel and Sofanovel under the same name My parents died, my sister disappeared and my brothers left unexpectedly so I was left to a man who thought we were pawns in his play. You know the types of people who say "it gets better" when they're actually lyin...
✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank...
TEXTS! If it's a terrible day you just wished could end, or the best day ever, there is only sufficient way to end you day: with laughter. And that's where this book comes in handy! Text messages are just hilarious and laughter is the best medicine. It's time to laugh your head off to finish the day off (or start you...
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
"Don't be silly," I said with a wry smile stretched over my lips. "I'm not in love with him." I let out a small huff of air - something half on it's way to becoming a laugh, even though the last thing I felt right then was happy. "I'm in love all on my own." * * * Falling in love is meant to be beautiful. It's meant t...
{ Watty 2015 Winner + Featured Story } Meet Sawyer Jameson. On the outside, she's a normal seventeen year old girl with amazing friends, a charitable job and a loving family. She's beautiful, funny and easy to get along with and just by looking at her, you'd think that she's the perfect girl, living in the perfect wo...
Hi guys this is what you need some awesome pranks try it and you all will love it. Some I made by myself and some not. Hope u all will enjoy And like it. Don't forget to comment and vote. COVER AGAIN BY PMStephens. Achievements: 1st winner in the purple apple awards Best cover winner in...
Has your friend ever pranked you soooo bad you just want to slap them right across the face? Do you want to get your friends back for all the humiliating things they make you do? Check out these pranks which are sure to give you a few death glares, evil looks, payback and all sorts of other stuff but it's worth it in...
In this book you will find, different kind of pranks, that you can play on friends, family, or just random strangers.There will also be, directions on how to, properly prepare them. I do not own any of, the pictures, or pranks.
❝ 𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑. 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎. ❞ ❝ 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚝. ❞ in which a scheming asshole gets a taste of his own medicine cover by @ia_ia_yo [ a yoonjin au ] [ copyright @ellastralis ] [ best ranking: #1 in sujin ] [ start: 083019 ] [ end: ??? unconfirmed ]
Just another collection of crazy jokes and random things that will surely gonna make you giggle!
