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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • 'Let it Go' parodys
    7.9K 406 18

    Some 'Let it Go' parodys that I have written about various topics.

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  • Hawtness
    130K 7.9K 113

    Vampires, Angels, and Demons, Oh My! Jane's life will never be the same when she stumbles onto Hawtness, the ten sexiest guys at Fairmont High, and finds out they are hiding ten deadly secrets, each more ludicrous than the last. Soon, the question stops being which scrumptiously hot guy will win her heart, and starts...

  • The Jock Stole my Shirt Pocket
    48.2K 3K 1

    "No homo." His hot breath fanned my face as he pushed me against my locker. I blushed. Then, he kissed me and I didn't report him for sexual harassment because he's hot. Cover by @Lena-Presents

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  • Amazon Warrior | ★★★★★
    44.5K 3.7K 64

    FEATURED IN HUMOR I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review. ___ Hello GideonToysLLC I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you ever think that there was actually a reason why I gave your product a low...

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  • The Worst Story Ever (Wattpad Cliches)
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    **A Wattpad Cliche** Cover by @thatcyrusguy I actually love Wattpad. It is a really genius idea. But, I'm sure that I'm not the only one who searches for hours upon hours (okay, ten minutes) searching for that perfect non-cliche book. This is for all aspiring writers who want to know the don'ts (just the do...

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  • Detergent {Divergent Parody}
    62K 2.3K 28

    The first you should know is that this is a VERY short version of Divergent; and it's been called the "best parody on here" by several different users. Don't believe me? I shall prove it. ************************ In Trisha Pretor's dystopian Toront...

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  • Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
    69.9K 1.8K 9

    Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will...

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  • EXCERPT - City by Night
    6.1K 151 4

    This is a story about Mary, number one fan of the hottest cult vampire detective TV show, City By Night... until it becomes all too real. An accident with the Craft Services truck sends her hurtling into the world of the show, and Mary is thrilled - who wouldn't want to live alongside their favorite TV characters? Un...

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  • Because Poetry - turns me on
    5.7K 425 40

    Poetry for the things that move me.