Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventually, someone messaged me - "I'll be your new daddy" Who could it be? *Shrek fanfiction*
Once upon a time there was a little tiny fairy named Cosmo. He dreamed of meeting Shrek one day. Today that dream will come true. Authors: Fiona and Wanda CoAuthors: Farquad, Poof, and Vicky © 2017 TheShrekFandom All Rights Reserved
Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!
Shrek and Barry meet under some odd circumstances but they see potential in their relationship. Not even a shocking turn of events can deter their love and lust for eachother.
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.