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Playing With Fire

SERIOUS EDITING. READ AT UR OWN RISK. :P "Who are you? What happened to my sweetheart?" She cried as she held his collar close to her. "I am him. I'm Archie." A man with hair dark as a raven and a set of eyes deep blue as the ocean gazed at her from under the sheet covering his now naked body. "No, no. This can't be h...

A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

100 quotes

Hey you! do you love inserational qoutes. look no further its all in this book :) I hope you enjoy it :) plz vote comment share and follow thank you! xxx bye the way not all of these quotes are mine I take no credit. cover by Cover_Artists (Alyssa)

Lola's Keeper.

Lola Ofinas is just a regular girl. Small town No parents She lives with her sibling and her older best friend. One day She Enters a cave. And... Well... Shit happens. Find out what will happen. Will she fall in love'? If so then with who'? Will she discover secrets?' Or will secrets be made. Will she Become...

Dancing Among Nature

Lucretia Rose Averette is a witch. She describes herself as a repugnant wretch with anguine eyes. As a child, she was stripped of her family, friends and forcibly imprisoned in a magic repelled tower due to her hideous true nature. During her imprisonment, she wished her prince, the one her mother always read off f...

Wait For Me

After promising not give up on one another, Lou has never stopped waiting for her older lover Zach, who is trapped by his mother's web of threats to Lou. Her life has changed a lot since the last time she saw him, but she has still kept herself off the market. The question is, after all these years...has he?

This Bad Boy I'm With

Thea Hartens never liked too much attention. And that's only one of her many fears. This story started when Thea receives a letter saying that she got invited to the Sophomore Year's Leadership Training Seminar. She really got shocked when she found out she was chosen to be the participant of such seminar. Well, sh...

Dark Paradise { Tate Langdon/ American Horror Story Fan Fic}

Trisha moved into the murder house with her mom and older brother knowing the history and knowing what could happen to them. Surprisingly its been 6 months and nothing has happened. As soon as she thinks that it's going good she starts to see what's been in her nightmares.

100 dares....

it all about DARES...... (not all the dares are mine, some are from readers, the internet and some are mine :) cover made by me ( leena12233)

White Masquerade (Book 1)

After eighteen years of hiding her secret, Jules Moon decides to come back to her hometown Heaven Bridge. Being a winger (half angel) was never easy, but now that she saw her mission come to life in her dream, she is set on saving her. But what if her mission is the sister of the kid she died for in the first place? L...

Grey Eyes: Book One of the Forever Trilogy

15 year old Anastasia Adams has spent her entire life on run. She and her mother have never spent more than 18 months in any one location, often times leaving with just the clothes on their backs. Despite the havoc that this is wreaking on Ana's social and academic life, her mother offers no explanation as to why it i...

I Love a Dead Guy |Tate Langdon|

Layla MacDowell moves into the Murder House after her mother and aunt get into a horrible fight. She meets Tate, and knows who he really is immediately. Will knowing his secret stop her from falling in love with him?

Anthem's Fall

The young emperor Vengelis Epsilon narrowly escapes the reckoning of his empire at the hands of strange machines known as Felixes. The Felixes are identical in every respect to the godlike men of Vengelis's world save for their mechanical blue eyes. Feared to be indestructible, the wanton holocaust of the Felix appear...

I, Night Angel

Assassin Kylar Stern wants answers, and there is very little he won't do to get them. I, Night Angel picks up after the events of the Night Angel Trilogy. Some familiarity with the series helps, but the scene can be enjoyed on its own if this is your introduction to the Night Angel world.

LOVE TO HATE YOU

(*Now an Amazon Bestselling eBook*) Sera's usually a good girl. (Except for that one wild night in the backseat of a stranger's car!) But what happens when that stranger turns out to be a bad boy- not to mention her new boss? And what happens when he wants more than one night...and won't take 'no' for an answer.

The Devil Likes Lemon Cupcakes

This is not a story for the soft hearted. This is not a story for the closed minded. This is a story for those with a little of the Devil inside. "The sadness of music sifted through me like grains of sand; every note fell into the cracks of my bones and wedged its pie...

Royal Sinners (Sinners 1)

After witnessing the death of her mother, Hanna Mamori has lived as quietly as she could. But when she gets tangled up with the mafia once more and she discovers that things are far more complicated than she thought, will Hanna be strong enough to face the ugly truth? ...

Pride and Prejudice (1813)

The story follows the main character Elizabeth Bennet as she deals with issues of manners, upbringing, morality, education, and marriage in the society of the landed gentry of early 19th-century England. Elizabeth is the second of five daughters of a country gentleman living near the fictional town of Meryton in Hertf...

Our Book of Idiotic Conversations

Hello guys, The Madhatter is in the HOUSE!!!! As you can see, this will be our first book from this account so be patient if we do or say something stupid 'cause I know where you live!!! And I can chase you down your street and stab you with a shoe. So, NO INSULTS OR HURT

Realm of the Runes: Blood Right

Enter the year 2099AD - a living hell of industrial wastes, a dying planet, poverty, and high tech crime. When a mismatched group of youths are thrown together under dire circumstances, they learn that Time will be reset. They are the Octad - the eight mortals with Divine Blood, prophesied to save the world from a di...

Hilarious Text 2

These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

On An Autumn Day

Violet Drew is your typical 16 year old girl with loving parents and an 8 year old brother. She has black hair,blue eyes and pink lips.At school she's a nerd with her goofy nerd glasses.She loves reading sappy romance books where the girl and boy fall in love, though that's not her story.Shes never been in love or rea...

Must Hate The PLAYBOY! (PUBLISHED)

(Must Date the Playboy Book 2) Tori tried her best to move on from the playboy who broke her heart. But just as she thought she was finally okay, Zach unexpectedly came back to mess her up. In order to stop her feelings from resurfacing-and to save herself from hurting-she decided to hate the playboy. But is hating th...

Poems of the past

These are poems I write when I'm down or sad.

Lies Behind The Screen

Who knew one fake profile could ruin a girl's life? Who knew one fake profile could shatter all her dreams? It took one fake profile on the internet to destroy a girl's life. _______________ 16 year old Evelyn Marabella’s heart skipped a beat when she chanced upon the profile of ‘Mr hottie’ on a reading website call...

Liberation (Remnants of Men)

When seventeen year-old Runner was sentenced to death for stealing a loaf of bread in MegaCity One, his dreams were literally at an end. But then he opts to sign up for the Remnants of Men, a government sanctioned search for a rumoured fresh water lake beyond a radiated wasteland. At first, it seemed like a second ch...

The Windcaster [Fantasy/Adventure | Featured | Complete ]

THE WIND ON FIRE meets STUDIO GHIBLI's LAPUTA. Tia, a wind magic trainee, desires to leave her life of monotony in a cosy seaside town. When summons arrived for the wind masters, she travels with her mentor to the capital and realises the extent of the great power and responsibilities destined for her in the corrupt c...

Letras de Canciones (Editando)

Aquí encontrareis letras de canciones que son más o menos famosas. Espero que os sirvan y que canteis todo el rato igual que yo. Pausadas los dias de lunes a viernes.