1000 Funny Jokes

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How To Get Reads, Votes, and Comments - A Guide

How do I get more reads, votes, and comments? If you find yourself asking that question, then I have some answers for you. What can you do to reach out to readers and potential readers? How can you encourage readers to comment and vote? What are all the different ways you can promote your stories? This #1 ranking...

The Voice

I wake up one day with an ability to hear other people's minds. How will this power change my life? This is my very first story written on Wattpad, and my first ever fiction. I hope you all enjoy it.

3 Stepbrothers

PUBLISHED ON AMAZON --GET PHYSICAL COPY OR EBOOK ALSO AVAILABLE ON BARNES & NOBLE www.sofiaqholand.com Merchandise also available Tori lived with her dad and little sister. She never expected to have a stepmother, much less a stepbrother. But whats worse is not only one stepbrother, not two either. No three stepbrot...

Year of the Chick (book 1 in the "Year of the Chick" series)

[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any un...

Was (Was #1)

Paris, February 1989. Necromancer Louis Valdemar is well on his way to awake dark forces no human being should ever play with. His former colleagues have no other choice than to send a team of hunters to put an end to this madness, and prevent the French capital from being destroyed. Bristol, May 2008. Louisa Keynes w...

Much Ado About Writing

While I'm not a published author, I like to believe I've learnt a lot already about writing in general. This is a collection of articles, thoughts and personal experiments about our craft.

The Mischievous Mrs. Maxfield

***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her h...

My Life with the Walter Boys [Wattpad Version Sample]

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the b...

The Heartbreak Chronicles

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

Waist-Deep In Walmart

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

Career Day

Meet Jazz after his father’s been imprisoned…but before the serial killer known as the Impressionist comes to the small town of Lobo’s Nod and makes his mark, forcing Jazz into a world of bloodshed and death he thought he’d escaped.

Neutral Mask

I WOULD KILL FOR YOUR LIPS… Connie is head-over-heels in love with Jazz, even though he’s kinda the odd one out at school, and she’s one of the most popular girls. He’s just different to the rest of the guys. Then she discovers something terrifying, something that could change everything between them… Something that c...

Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series)

Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, t...

Great Expectations (1861)

On Christmas Eve, around 1812, Pip, an orphan who is about six years old, encounters an escaped convict in the village churchyard while visiting the graves of his mother, father, and siblings. The convict scares Pip into stealing food and a file to grind away his shackles, from the home he shares with his abusive olde...

The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890)

"The Picture of Dorian Gray" tells of a young man named Dorian Gray, the subject of a painting by artist Basil Hallward. Basil is impressed by Dorian's beauty and becomes infatuated with him, believing his beauty is responsible for a new mode in his art. Dorian meets Lord Henry Wotton, a friend of Basil's, and becomes...

Writing Tips

Some tips and tricks that I've learned from writing! I'm here to share them with you!

The Kissing Booth [SAMPLE] - Coming to Netflix May 11

Meet Elle Evans. Pretty, popular - and never been kissed. Meet Noah Flynn. Badass, volatile - and a total player. And also Elle's best friend's older brother... When Elle decides to run a kissing booth for the school's Spring Carnival, she locks lips with Noah and her life is turned upside down. Her head says to keep...

NetGameSaga.ph Stage 01 (English)

The drive for competitive gaming is dead for Ren Hernandez, after being cheated in a nationwide gaming tournament. He disconnected from the game he loved, his friends, until he found another game. Restore faith in the midst of the unfair lives! Reconnect to friends, families, and relatives. Reinstall that burning pass...

Kuro: A Land in Eternal Night

Now back on Wattpad! ---- In a land covered in eternal night, a young girl's light is all that stands between Mankind and the Forces of Darkness. When the Sun Goddess vanished under mysterious circumstances a thousand years ago, she left the land of Kuro blanketed in eternal night. Over time, the people learn to harne...

Strangest Mysteries of the World and Beyond !

Strangest mysteries of the world and beyond. You will be enthralled, amazed, confounded, stupefied and definitely stunned.

Mother's Day At The Orphanage: Stories Without A Home

Mother's Day At The Orphanage is collection of semi-autobiographical short stories about odd jobs, fake businesses, mistaken identities, close shaves, and near misses, written by David Leigh Abts and Michael Shattuck, edited by Leslie Blodgett, and with the Foreword by Courtney Taylor-Taylor (Frontman of The Dandy War...

Thoughts and Advice

This is where I give advice and my point of view on different aspects of a variety of different topics based on my own personal experiences. Current topics I have up: Writing

Poems

This is a book of some poems I've written recently. Some are about me, some are about books, and some are about something else entirely. Either way, I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

Diary of a Holocaust Survivor

Sylvia Zipper is a 14 year old Jewish girl living in Poland during the Holocaust. She hides from the Nazis with her large family in the attic of generous Mrs. Simon, however the small cramped space is too much for Sylvia. With her older sister Cassie in tow, Sylvia sneaks out into the woods to simply be able to breath...

Wattpad's Greatest Stories of ALL Time

Wattpad's Greatest Stories of ALL Time (:

Aurora | Book 1 | DISCONTINUED

* An unbreakable curse, twisted souls and a love beyond two worlds... When life throws flaming balls of surprises into their faces - an unexpected breakup, dark depression and a bucket full of secrets; Klaus and Isabella find themselves in for a lot more trouble than they had bargained. [Full Description - > inside]

The accidental groom

A drunken mistake had forced the marriage between a free spirited plain Elizabeth Bennet and the very eligible and dangerous Alexander Haventhrust , the future duke of Cambridge. Would such a marriage of convenience last ? Moving from the glittering crush of a fashionable London soiree to the cozy confines of a tiny...

Immortalia

[Sci-Fi / Fantasy / Romance ] Aurora Rosa is bonded—but not by choice, her existence is tied to a man she has yet to meet. Forced into submission because of her origin, her fate is sealed. Why? Because she is the property of Zachary Thomson. The man who owns her contract. As an Immortalia, she is nothing but a produ...