"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
Kadence Lee West was born and raised in jail. Like actual jail. Her parents met in jail, and had her in jail. Jail is her home, and she is perfectly fine being there. She loves it. Her family has a weird obsession with getting in trouble. They don't care about the consequences, they enjoy the consequences just as muc...
!!NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE UNDER 18 YEARS OLD!! (Originally from my Quotev account, updates for this book are faster there) You teleported into this world filled with odd, humanoid creatures. Luckily (or unluckily) for you, they're HUGE fans of humans. (Obsessive creatures x reader, a reverse harem) 19/04/2020 1# in 4t...