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  • Copy & Paste
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    "Lets make a deal." "Sure, what is it?" "We talk with only what we have on our clipboard." "Deal." •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Cover made by: @Chatachino Highest Rank: [1] in Short Story [ WARNING! I made this when i was 13/14 years old. There is many misspelled words and stuff that I literally cringe at. So read at your own...

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  • Taco House of Love
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    "Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well...

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  • geek(ish)
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    Who knew what could be made out of annoying calls, anonymous texts, and a little bit of chemistry? -highest rank #8 in short story -contains some mature content -completed but unedtited

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  • The I Scream Talk ✓
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    in which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escort." • #30 in Featured as of July 8th 2018 #5 in Light Romance as of Ju...

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  • frosted
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    "why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]

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  • Happy Helpline
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    "This is happy helpline, think happy thoughts." "No." "No what?" "No happy thoughts." ©2017 janaebello All rights reserved

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  • Incorporeal
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    The school's 'fat' girl Bianca Williams, writes letters to all her tormenters.

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  • The Night Shift
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    1 night shift worker + 1 insomniac + 1 accidental call = an unlikely friendship

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  • chats with batboy
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    "It's not like you could do anything about Milo." "Who says I can't? I'm Batman. Give the signal and I'll fucking be there." A boy with a unique Batman obsession converses with a smart mouthed girl who has a thing for superheroes. + #10 in Short Story (dialogue category) *old story*

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  • Heartache Hotline (Connected #1) | ✔
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    [Highest Rank - #1 Short Story] [Highest Rank - #9 Random] [Highest Rank - #71 Funny] Macy Moretti works for a hotline that "cures heartache" to escape her own. She tries pushing away the fact that her boyfriend of five years cheated on her and then dumped her. Over the phone. She always seems to get the "weird ones"...

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  • The Suicide Hotline | ✔︎
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    "Is this...the...suicide hotline?" "I...um, yes?" "...Are you asking or telling?" "...Telling?" "What would you do if I told you I wanted to die?" "I would beg you not to." "Would you, stranger? Would you really?" "I would." Aurora Glass was raised in a sleepy town, completely sheltered from the darker things in life...

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  • The Love Hotline [ ✓ ]
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    ❝Hey. I think I need some advice. I fucked up big time.❞ ❝What did you do?❞ ❝I asked a girl out on a date.❞ ❝How did you mess up then?❞ ❝I think I like her.❞ a story about a girl who gives love advice via text message and the boy who needs it. [ extended summary inside ; dialogue book ] gorgeous cover by @_grimm #1 i...

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  • Heartbreak Hotline
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    [COMPLETE] "So imma need those digits." "Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-" "Of your credit card, you idiot." ═════════════════════════════ A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he meets up with Representative 103 who finds his situation quite amusing...

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  • The Starbucks Hotline
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    ❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

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  • Unknown
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    Let's just say chubby fingers are a blessing and a curse. Sometimes they lead you into the inbox of a pervert other times they lead you into Noah's. I guess you could take that either way

  • The Fortune
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    In which a fortune cookie saves a blind date going down faster than a roller coaster after a steep climb.

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  • Hello to You Too ✓
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    "allo, kto eto?" "..." "kto eto?" "so... do you like dogs?" • in which a girl finds a series of numbers at a bus station and decides to call a particular one.

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  • Coffee & Cats | ✔
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    "I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

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  • Prank Caller
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    In which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these characters' views, not mine. -cliche, if you don't like it, this is ki...

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  • 1 AM Therapy | ✔
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    ❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in...

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