How To Strangle A Giraffe (The Hard Way...)

Ever wondered what colour a smurf turns when its being strangled? Me too ... but sadly I don't have the answer (yet). However, I do have my awesome-tastic method (if i do say so myself...) on How To Strangle A Giraffe and I would love you to read it *pouts adorably* Pretty Please?

Giraffe

Random musings about giraffes and words -- two things I adore.

TARDIS After Dark

“Ah forgot they could kill with one touch, kinda bad, sort of bad, okay very bad, mop fighting isn’t my strong point!” said the Doctor only just managing to parry its assault. “Eeer anyone want to take over?” He asked. * The first novel attempted by NinjaNat...