Futurama
Leela: We'd really appreciate it if you'd take the time to- Bender: READ THE STORY OR I'M TAKING ALL YOUR BOOZE! I'LL DO IT REGARDLESS, BUT THERE'S AN OFFER THERE! Leela: Bender! You aren't gonna get any readers acting like that. Apologize or- Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Leela: *groans* Hermes: It seems I have mi...