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  • Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Shots
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    //REQUESTS ARE OPEN BUT I'LL ONLY DO DETAILED GOOD ONES WITH PROMPTS BECAUSE WRITERS BLOCK// Hey sluts. I suppose you wanna read Ineffable Husbands oneshots with occasional Ineffable -uhh whatever Gabriel and Beelzebub is called. I update when I feel like it and not working on O̶d̶d̶ T̶i̶m̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ (I finished Odd Tim...

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  • Crowley x Aziraphale Oneshots
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    Sorry, right number! Welcome to series of oneshots from Good Omens. And by that I ofcourse mean just oneshots of our ineffable husbands; Aziraphale and Crowley. This book will include all kinds of oneshots, angst, fluff, AUs, etc. There will always be music that goes with the chapter, so be sure to listen to that whil...

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  • Good omens bad ideas (GOOD OMENS FIC)
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    After everything that happened in Tadfield the world has changed. And after everything that happened after that Heaven and hell, both want nothing to do with the ineffable duo. Nevertheless Crowley is always up to no good. But what happens when Aziraphale is also included in something one can only call a bad idea? Cha...

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  • Good omens 2.5
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    Now that Aziraphale is in heaven and Crowley is all alone on earth what will become of them? How are heaven and hell going to react to the changes in power? These are some questions that I've made my own answers to until season 3 comes out. Disclaimer: there are scenes involving suicidal thought/actions, gore and bl...

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  • Better the Devil You Know
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    Aziraphale furnished him with what was a somewhat lovely single malt Scotch, which Crowley wasted by swallowing down until it burned his throat. "Dagon. You have Dagon in your shop. Aziraphale, my oldest and best enemy, I go away for just a few decades, and you summon my line manager? You-you-" Aziraphale looked a lit...

  • This Strange Sweetness
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    Five times Crowley and Aziraphale were mistaken as lovers, starting in the Garden of Eden. And one time they didn't deny it. Good Omens Ineffable Husbands 5+1 Things fic, pure sappy fluff and humour this time. No angst, I promise. But plenty of kissing. Crowley/Aziraphale

  • Good Omens Crowley and Aziraphale shorts--Ineffable Husbands PWPs and fluff
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    A place to store shorter Crowley/Aziraphale fiction. I totally can write things that are not all 15 chapters of slowburn long. Contains adult content. Pretty vanilla, but there is reasonably explicit content, please be aware. First story: Tudor England. Crowley tries to dress Aziraphale up appropriately to deliver te...

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  • I Would Be Your Slave
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    Aziraphale makes one temptation too many under the Arrangement, and is condemned to be the property of Hell. Crowley has millennia worth of soul credits unspent, enough to purchase an enslaved angel. So that's all right, then. Quite a good thing, really. No one can object to them being together if Aziraphale i...

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  • You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high)
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    Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really com...

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  • Ineffable Husbands
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    Request and one shots

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  • nightingales: A good omens fanfic
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    After Aziraphale and Crowley split up, new challenges arrive for both of them. Crowley must deal with Aziraphale leaving him, while Aziraphale must deal with the second coming of the apocalypse No characters are mine originally and were created by Sir Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman #1 in nightingales

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  • Good Omens - You and I
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    Our story begins again, or rather continues, a few months after the world explosion escaped and just before the beginning of new problems. It continues with an angel and a demon who, by saving the earth, have created new bonds not only with humans but also between the darker factions of heaven and hell.

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  • Good omens one shots
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    Just a bunch of one shots for those ineffable husbands ♤ Requests: OPEN as of 9/13/23 (dm me or comment)

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  • Good Omens, Season 3
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    I CAN'T COPE WITH THE ENDING SO I AM WRITING MY OWN.

  • Good Omens Christmas Special: The Church of Saint Crowley
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    Aziraphale finds Crowley in a state of utter distress. He fears all is lost, and by morning, he will be gone from this world. The angel must piece together what horrible atrocity has happened to the demon, or the more likely, what atrocity has Crowley brought upon the world? Crowley-- "I did...I did something horrible...

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  • The B in Bentley (Good Omens)
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    "Since the Apocalypse had been avoided, the bond between the angel and the demon had grown closer. For the first time in 6000 years Aziraphale...felt something for Crowley. He didn't know what the strange feeling was when the ginger-haired demon was around, but - he was an angel, for Gods Sake. His kind used to be car...

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  • I'm Set free | Ineffableboyfriends | Short Stories
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    Vague update schedule, unrelated stories. I usually update every few months but sometimes I get busy. If you see that this hasn't been updated in 3 months dont worry! That's just how I work. 1) I'm Set Free: Aziraphale finds himself distracted by a certain demon, and Crowley finds out that he likes having his hair tou...

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  • Ineffable husbands oneshots
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    Just some fluff cuz I'm bored Send requests if you want. I'll try to do them. No smut tho plz I'll cringe. Anyway enjoy these gay disasters Ps I don't own these characters Shout out to Charlotte and Charlie for most of my prompts. HOW DID THIS GET 18k READS I LITERALLY MADE THIS BECAUSE I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND WOW...

  • Good Omens: The Devil's Favor (Crowley x Aziraphale)
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    When the Dark Council serves up a fun challenge to the spawns of Hell, Crowley finds himself caught up in something much more than he can handle. Dagon and a group of demons approach him offering a better chance at rewards versus fighting for it alone. If they succeed, they will gain the favor of the Devil himself. A...

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  • You Complete Me
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    Batjokes fanfic, love, fighting, flirting, all the good stuff! (Completed)

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  • Reversed
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    Joker wakes up in an alternate reality where he is the crime stopping vigilante and Bats is now Gotham's most wanted. There's going to be so much batjokes. (not my art credits to whoever did it tho. its pretty cute :) )

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  • Shadows of Redemption {Joker x Batman}
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    In the grim and chaotic city of Gotham, Batman continues his never-ending battle against crime. But amidst the darkness, a new player emerges - the Joker, seemingly reformed and trying to help Gotham in his own twisted way. As the story begins, Gotham is plunged into turmoil by a series of bizarre crimes that bear an...

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  • Those Who Fall Down the Rabbit Hole | Batjokes |
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    A clown and a bat, sitting in a cell/ sitting in a mental hospital/ sitting in a rooftop T-a-l-k-i-n-g. The kissing will come later. - Prepare yourselves for a grey Bruce, that's all I'm sayin'. Oh, and for future smut, that too. This is a re-write of The Dark Knight, of course.

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  • I Hate You
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    A batjokes story. Joker tries to get closer to Batman but Batman is confused about his feelings. Joker makes him understand that the only difference between them is one bad day 🃏🔫

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  • Bright blue eyes (batjokes)
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    Hello! This story is based on a two shot I did that I decided to make into a full story! This is my first full story for batjokes! About: joker and Harley go out to steal some jewelry when joker finds a beautiful blue diamond! It reminds him of his batsy so when Batman comes to fight like normal, joker just gives him...

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  • Two Threads of the Same Stitch
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    Joker x Batman 💜🖤💚 They love each other, they always have but the world stands in their way, along with Joker's demons and......a certain someone. Will they be able to deal with this together? Or will Joker push Batman away? Let's find out together.

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  • Melted Gold
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    With Harish on the loose and Batman out of commission, its Joker's new job to find and eliminate the good Doctor before he does even more damage. There is one problem though, Harish has a set of new friends, and both want Joker for themselves. What is a clown to do when he is Gotham's most wanted, most wanted?

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  • Batman x Joker || Bruce x John || A BatJoke Love Story
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    This is my first wattpad story and it'll be about some good B x J, I am gonna try to include some yaoi smut in this story, it is the main reason why I'm making this story after all. Note: this is based on the game, Batman Telltale, so if you're confused about some parts in this story, just look up the game. Hope you e...

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