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The Boy Who Grew Up Too Fast

Childe, Tartaglia, Ajax... The man of many names but who is he really.. Many know him as a bloodthirsty Harbinger, a guy that enjoys fighting even if it means to the point of death...but is there more to that...? What dark secrets are lying behind those lifeless eyes...just what happened to him..? Is it true that und...

The Hero Of Hyrule

Link did all he had to do. He defeated Calamity Ganon he activated and completed all the shrines. He was done. However when Princess Zelda perishes after the battle with Ganon she has one clear dying request: Link has to be the next ruler of Hyrule.

Happily Never After

Killua had only one reason to go to public school, to get an actual degree. Sure he'd passed high school when he was 12, but he hadn't actually gotten a certificate for it. It wasn't official, much less legal. He was dreading school, but if he ever wanted to get a legitimate job, or go to college, he needed to get a h...

THE EXCHANGE - Nico Di Angelo at Hogwarts

Infiltrate a secret society, keep his identity a secret, while maintaining relationships back home. It wasn't anything he hadn't done before, so what could be so hard about a magical boarding school? Nico Di Angelo has seen a lot in his 15 years. And that's saying something, since he can't even remember the first 10...

Hogwarts's New Professor

Nico didn't see why Hecate wanted him of all people teaching her pets. They went through a war, they don't know how to cope, she said. I want you to help them with that. Besides do to your experience in the underworld your one of the few demigods who know about my wizards. Besides the only position open is Defence Ag...

Nico, The Immortal Prince

A PJO/HP crossover. Centered around Nico. All in a day's work as the Prince of Darkness. A one shot for now... Disclaimer: All characters and story owns by respective owners Rick Riordan and JK Rowling.

Hidden Thunder

"Doesn't he seem a bit... weird? Off? Damn, I don't know what's up with him but it's not normal!" ☆ In which Denki Kaminari is trying his best to blend in with humanity and is doing a decent job given what he is... but so it seems some people are indeed harder to fool than others.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐬. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦.

𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢- 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝟏-𝐀. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬? Kaminari Denki. An idiot. Someone with a fairly unstable quirk. Empathetic, wordy. Flirtatious. What if all they knew was simply a mask? Something created to hide who he t...

Mission: Green

At the age of two, Lord Garmadons only son Lloyd has been kidnaped by an unknown enemy. The parents of the young child is drowned in sorrow. Garmadon then join forces with his brother and together they train the next generation of elemental ninjas, but one day... a mysterious dark shadow appears in ninjago. ( I don't...

Witchboy's choice

Pretty much an AU oneshot which is about Klarion who got captured by the Justice League and they are trying to convince him to talk about his associates.

Indentured

When Varian is arrested after The Battle of Old Corona, he's given a fate he didn't expect and is brought along in chains with Princess Rapunzel on her quest to follow the rocks.

Lightning in a House of Serpents

What happens if our little golden boy is put with the snakes rather than the lions? Do enemies become allies? Do friends become foes? Harry has lived a miserable life with the Dursleys and had just been introduced to the wizarding world. We all can recall Harry's first encounters with magic and people who have it wit...

Finally Me

Harry was tired, tired of being a pawn, tired of being a Gryffindor, tired of being manipulated. He had enough of the Dursley's abuse, and was finally be his real self. He finds out he has been lied to all his life, and wants revenge. Watch out world because Harry is pissed and seeking redemption.

Nico di Angelo; Angel of Chaos

After Gaia was defeated, Nico thought he might finally be accepted at the two camps. But he wasn't. He still creeped everyone besides his close friends out, was always the scary son of Hades. The oddball. The freak. When one of his closest friends is killed, he is sick of it all. But then Nico is given a second chance...

GRIANAGST

Old book, let it die Cover art made by me, don't use it without permission. Even if you credit me, just don't use it. It ain't yours. A/N: This book includes DSMP cross overs. Keep in mid that this book was written in the past, I do not support or condone the actions of multiple DSMP members. Members such as Dream, Ba...

I WILL end you {Hermitcraft AU}

Grian is the most feared assassin known for his ability to kill swiftly and quietly. Hiding away, he holds a grudge against the King and anyone with power of unknown reasons. After an failed assassination attempt and a small look into the kingdom's history a few people start to wonder who the assassin really is. And e...

[Confirmed hiatus, I guess??] The Fall Into Darkness - HermitCraft fanfic

Update: Motivation died LOL School, stress, and depression hit me like a truck Chapters 49 and 50 will be out... Eventually I guess --------------- From the Light into the Dark. Grian has a long journey to take. He joins Evo to relax and get away from his duties but gets much more than he asked for. Something was take...

[┅] The Watcher's Downfall REWRITE (Hermitcraft Fanfiction)

"But," he started, tilting the player's chin up with the tip of his sword. "Every ruler has their downfall eventually." The Watcher smirked at the player, a triumphant glint in his eyes. "While that may be true, we don't rule." The player leaned back, kicking the sword out of his face and, faster than the blink of an...

ℓιgнт ωιηg - α нєямιт¢яαƒт ƒαηƒι¢тιση

grian felt himself begin to fall into the abyss, his hand wrapping around his chest as his wings flew up; he was falling... ♡ hermitcraft is a place where people who have powers, are hybrids or are anything but pure human are placed by the watchers. Xisuma is of course the leader of hermitcraft while no one is his rig...

The Red Moon Always Shines

Warnings before you read this: This does involve shipping, so of you don't like that then don't read this. There will be torture involved in this and also mentions of abuse and similar stuff to that, so if you don't like that then don't read this. And those are all the warnings I can think of right now Grian wakes up...

Welcome Back ~ DISCONTINUED

The hermits have moved on to Season 7, but the events of Season 6 (atus I guess) still haunt them. When they realize that one of their own was gone, they were already too late. »»----　✼　----«« "HEAVILY INSPIRED..." by and the universe shifts by aayaptre on Archive of Our Own (ao3). No shipping. Maybe hugging and cuddl...

Words cut deeper then knives - A TommyInnit angst

𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴, 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦�...

Sleepy Bois Inc Incorrect Quotes

Just like the title said. Incorrect quotes.

Broken ~A Hermitcraft Fanfic~

Grian is just a normal hermitcraft guy. He goes around pranking people and having fun, always with a good personality. But then something joins the server, determined to dig into Grians mind and change him forever. Grian starts hearing a voice in the back of his head. It gets deeper into his past, digging out pow...

BLOOD... (Griansymmetry) A Hermitcraft Au

Grian is the sun of hermitcraft, which is why no one would ever think he was the killer of his friends, but everyone has a reason for everything, right? He has bloodlust, or a deseire to kill, mostly to hear the screams in pain and to see the blood spill from under their skin, and because he has blood lust he can smel...

Tubbo With A Box

Tubbo's been acting different since the events of the election. It's a little concerning. Just stay away from the boxes. Tubbox AU Disclaimer: This isn't the real Tommy, and Tubbo, and everyone this is just their minecraft personas (AKA the character they put on the internet) Also IRL Minecraft because it's fun Cove...

Over It (Villain Denki au)

Denki is sick of being treated like a dumbass so he decides to use his quirk in another way. "I never thought it'd come to this day"

New chance at life //Denki Kaminari Fanfic (Ft.Kamijirou)

He always hated being called weak, dumb, or untalented but he could never talk back to the people that call him such names because deep down he knew they were right He always replaced his tears with laughter and would brighten up people's mood just because he wanted to be good for something But still, making people la...

Massacre (villain Tommyinnit AU)

What if Tommy didn't stay with Techno? What if he just raided his house and left to go on his own again? What if Tommy finally snapped? What if he became Massacre. God of death. (The cover art drawn by Dilemmadrawings on Instagram, go check them out they are also doing a massacre comic series!)