OT24. NCT CRACK

"They for real just letting everyone debut now, huh?" NCT 24th member/crack • 2022

Coochie! | bnha

"𝑰 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑲𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏, 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒔!" -IN WHICH A YOUNG ACADEMICALLY STRUGGLING FEMALE GETS THROUGH SCHOOL... IN HER OWN WAYS, BUT!! NOT WITHOUT BREAKING SOME HEARTS AND SHARING SOME FARTS. A BNHA CRACKFIC! RANKED #4 IN CRACKFIC !!BNHA X OC!! HORIKOSHI; BNHA...

Memes | Chwe Hansol

It all started when she accidentally sent his derp pictures to him.

𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐀𝐆𝐒

❝welcome to the lives of teenage delinquents❞ ©HYUNGNIMS

CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD. NCT

"i wanna peg you so bad rn" "what..?" "sorry autocorrect i meant hey good morning" started: i dont remember lmao published: 26/12/20 ended: 15/09/21 inspired by halseyplanets dating hotline cover creds to kohmaro on tumblr

𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕

NCT "I don't understand why I can't be a manwhore." Ot23 text au thing lmao

dating hotline || nct dream

"Welcome to the 'Dream Hotline'! The hottest dating service right now!" book 1 of dating hotline series ©️ercshnyj

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking...

Cooked // NCT Groupchat

Over dramatic eccentric chaos at its finest. - "CALL ME UTAH ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL END YOUR BLOOD LINE" - "WHO DO I NEED TO PUNCH?!" - "HELP THERE IS NO FOOD" - "THIS IS WHACK YO" - "MARK JUST GOT DISOWNED" - "Weren't you busy running into walls?" - "WhY ArE YOu LikE ThIs" - "BITCH REALLY DID THAT" - "Say sike. SA...

being wrong - NCT 2018✔

[NCT2018 | Hansol on crack] "hey look at that hot girl at 3 o'clock." "am or pm?" "what the heck?!" cryeri, 2018. [cover by @taezzles]

shit nct says

a chaotic cringe of dead nct quotations, yes they actually said these stuff 🤠

snapchat | nct.

taking over your boy best friend's streaks, will you find love among his 8 friends?

Condoms ✓

"Uhh, where are the condoms?" A Han Jisung fanfic HIGHEST RANKING #2 in Kpopfanfic #10 in Stray Kids #4 in Kpop #1 in Hanjisung #12 in Kpopidols Disclaimer⚠️ This fic was written when I was a teenager, hence why it's very poorly written.

Stray Kids on Crack

chan can't deal with his children so he sporks them. - short stories - ships - sporks - screamimg & disrepekttttt

Kidnapped by BTS | BTS CRACKFIC

BTSxREADER ••••••••••••••••••••••• "Can you please tell me (y/n) why did we adopt you again?" Jin sighed. I pulled out a troll face "Because you guys love me" then I winked..using both of my eyes. ••••••••••••••••••• S T A R T E D: FEB. 2018 L a n g u a g e: E n g l i s h S t a t u s: O N G O I N G

the grocery - bts crackfic

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and...

seventeen cracks 2 ✔️

i am back to haunt you

kakao - nct

"but like... he might get some girl to look at him without gagging" - in which a boy gets a message from a random girl on kakaotalk. - HIGHEST RANKS {#1 in nctu} {#1 in jungwoo} {#1 in doyoung} {#1 nakamotoyuta} {#1 in kakaotalk} {#1 in kakao} {#2 in nct2018} {#3 in yuta} {#9 in nct}

seventeen cracks ✔️

just something, the crackheads probably would say lmao

walmart

COMPLETED. i hated my life before i met you. MARK + JAEBEOM YUGYEOM + BAMBAM

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 / 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐨

"where's my response man i sent dick pics" in which a boy accidentally sends the wrong message to the wrong person. complete, humorous, emotional, mentions of abuse., © DISCONNECTEDLY.

ONE-on-ONE | nct crackfic

❝ so y'all don't deliver pizza? ❞ ❝ bro this is an advice hotline. ❞ ❝ ye but like y'all got fruits right? ❞ ten hung up the phone. • • • ✶ morklala 2020