Aardvark Stories

When a power-hungry rat warlord turns up out of the blue, wielding impossible power from a mythical artefact, and murders the royal family with sole intent to bring down every Empire on the map, one aardvark soldier's life is changed forever.

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The Kaos Army don't just wade onto battlefields with guns blazing, though that is a lot of fun. Sometimes, the situations they are called in to resolve require some thinking that's not just out of the box, but out of this world.

Peregrin Warlock is a hard-working director in Hell. On paper, at least. In actuality, he has spent as much time in the mortal realm possible, enjoying home-cooked dinners and ignoring his Nokia 6310's infrequent vibrating. All that changes when his demon son's car turns up on the drive with a bumper hanging off, and the driver is missing from his work desk in the Underworld where he was supposed to stay for the next fifteen years. There are questions to be answered, and when Lucifer himself is asking them, you have to choose your replies very carefully indeed.