Aardvark Stories

A jumble of lines and stanzas are somewhere in my head, and here's where I'm squeezing them out. Like a trashcan for the brain.

The Kaos Army don't just wade onto battlefields with guns blazing, though that is a lot of fun. Sometimes, the situations they are called in to resolve require some thinking that's not just out of the box, but out of this world.

If you were asked 'what do you want to be when you grow up?' chances are you didn't reply with 'a demon', and the same is true for poor Anarchy Warlock, but he has no choice in the matter. So, off to the Infernal Holy College he goes. Luckily, he has two rather unusual friends with him to make the suffering a little more bearable, at least.

Samantha Olivia Eckert lives in a small town where everyone knows everyone. She has 2 brothers, both older. When a war breaks out at their school Samantha, her brothers and their friends, create a resistance to stop the Cuban and Soviet troops from capturing the United States. Watch what happens when all hell breaks loose in their small town...

When General Warlock is invited to a swanky elf party in the name of charity, he's looking forward to forgetting about work for a few hours. He has a feeling, however, that work hasn't forgotten about him.