Absolutley Stories

Warning: swearing and satirical smutish themes

Black butler meets chb and a new character jade. This'll be fun. With many twists. Mwahaha black butler is in more of the later chapters

As Chep lays dying in No man's land, he tells the story of his life

I quickly spun around, immediately regretting my moves. I crashed into the man behind me, causing my (might I add hot) coffee to spill all over me! "Jesus Christ du...

Here are some things of what have happened in my life, maybe you'll learn from my damn mistakes. And to be honest most of them are pretty interesting ( atleast to me ) l...