Allexxcynical Stories

Shameless plotless smut with the people along with ImAllexx are not said

imallexx x pyrocynical oneshots :)

this contains bloodplay so here's your warning

this is probably the worst thing I've ever written but a lot of people seem to like it so I'm keeping it up

real the title

Niall is an explorer, his only accomplice is named Alex. He and Alex are believed to be the only raiders left until they see the, thought to be destroyed, S.S. Quackity...

" ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ғᴀʟʟ ᴀsʟᴇᴇᴘ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ? " sᴏғᴛ!ᴀʟᴇx ɢʀᴜɴɢᴇ!ᴊᴀᴍᴇs sᴋᴀᴛᴇʀ!ᴡɪʟʟ ɢʀᴜɴɢᴇ!ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ᴇᴍᴏ!ᴊᴏsʜ sᴏғᴛ!ғʀᴀsᴇʀ ɢᴏᴛʜ!ᴀᴛᴏᴢʏ

smoking weed is gay