Blahaj Stories

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In a land near us, the stuffed animal kingdom sees its sovereign bring their people to the fractal dimension. Of a size unknown to anyone, this place is known for being unpredictable, capable of good and harm. The sovereign has recently appointed a new member of the kingdom, detective B. Sharky, as their advisor and researcher to understand the fractal dimension after experiencing its occasionally detrimental effects on their health. What could possibly await for the members of the animal kingdom in the fractal dimension? Detective Sharky is about to find out.

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Minecraft Steve meets blahaj and they fight to the death

Crowywowy has been missing for ages now. His best friends, Kniezel and Josiah, worry for their sweet Swedish friend. Where could he be? Is he okay? When is he coming back? Can he even... come back still? They'll do anything to bring him back, find their friend again and let him live out the rest of his days freely, happily. Preferably on the English server, together with them. They're determined to make sure he's okay after his sudden disappearance. Will Crowywowy be safely returned to his best friends...? Only time can tell. A fanfic inspired by real life events. This is based in Sweden and Momio. Kind of crackfic taken seriously. Crowywowy is a crow headcanon.

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