#1
The Switchby litserine
"Wait........ those aren't watermelon..... ."
"Uh.... of course they are watermelon! Can't a man eat his ranchers in peace!"
"They're not calle...
#2
Bʟᴜᴇ Rᴀꜱᴘʙᴇʀʀʏ (Sᴀɴᴇɢɪʏᴜᴜ)by brynnofthehill
ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ
ꜱᴀɴᴇᴍɪ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴋɪᴍᴇᴛꜱᴜ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴏʀᴅꜱᴍᴀɴꜱʜɪᴘ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟꜱ ʀᴀɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ "ʜᴀꜱʜɪʀᴀ". ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀꜱʜɪʀᴀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ, ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ, ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄ...