Bluerasberry Stories

ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ ꜱᴀɴᴇᴍɪ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴋɪᴍᴇᴛꜱᴜ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴏʀᴅꜱᴍᴀɴꜱʜɪᴘ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟꜱ ʀᴀɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ "ʜᴀꜱʜɪʀᴀ". ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀꜱʜɪʀᴀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ, ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ, ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄ...

"Wait........ those aren't watermelon..... ." "Uh.... of course they are watermelon! Can't a man eat his ranchers in peace!" "They're not calle...