Истории Callcentre

Hlalumi is a 22 year old girl who was raised in a wealth family. She has just finished her studies in Geology, a 4 year course that her parents forced her to do against all of her objections and complaints. Upon finishing her degree she rebels and gets a job working at a call centre disregarding her parents disapproval and a shiny internship from a good company. Initially she wanted to further her knowledge in digital marketing as she already has a large following and has collaborated with a lot of big brands in terms of marketing their products. Even though her Instagram account is filled creative photography and campaigns, the lack of pictures of herself hasn't stopped most brands from collaborating with her. Join me as we go through her journey of navigating life as a normal person with no trust fund.

Highest ranking #89 in humor In our daily life we face lot of problems and we have call centers for almost everything. If you're depressed and thinking of suicide we have suicide prevention call centre. If you less chips in a pack and it upsets the BAM! We have call centre who will listen to our problem and send us extra pack of chips to home. Doctors appointments, purchasing diamonds, service and whatnot. Whether it's product related or personal issues we have call centres for everything. Now, imagine a call centre for life, death, rebirth etc. What it would like. I mean seriously just imagine will it be awesome to have such facility or scary to know your death details. This book is gonna deal with these sort of problems.

Some days I just want to neck myself. The dumb fucking questions I get asked day in and day out. Why the hell is everyone so fucking whiney? How is your poor financial management my problem? Oh, getting a bill is inconvenient? Welcome to life. Enjoy a daily update of stupid shit my colleagues and I endure on a daily basis. There will be swearing a use of the word c.u.n.t Or - c u next tuesday.. In customer service voice "have a fucking awful day you absolute pompous, annoying, whiney, sulky bitch." Says out loud - "Have a lovely day."

A lifeless he meets a she of his dreams at a bus station. His story ends at the same place after 9 beautiful hours.

"Welcome to Litterly's quick and easy Insurance Claim helpline; you're speaking to Jon. How may I help you?" -- A humorous dip into the life of permanently-exhausted call centre operator Jonathan Grey, and one of his many annoying clients throughout the day. -- [Written for the Weekend Write-In Prompt "Claim".]