Coolaidman Stories

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In 90 Gay Fiancé, Gordon Ramsay is chosen to be with Tom Brady. At first the love is true, but eventually he starts to lose Tom. There's another man on his mind, Mr. crabs. Does he leave Tom for Mr. Crabs? It depends, the love is forbidden due to the fact that Gordon Ramsay is allergic to shellfish. How will the story go and will Kaitlin Bennett destroy their future? No she won't. Because she's in love with Ellen DeGeneres. End of story. Anyways, the Kool-Aid man plans to blackmail Gordon Ramsay. Can he blackmail Gordon Ramsay and ruin his future with Mr. crabs before Tom finds out about this scandal? To answer these questions, buckle up and read this crack. Or read Gordon's crack 😏😏😏. Starring Gordon Ramsay, Tom Brady, Mr. Crabs, Cool Aid Man, Kaitlin Bennett, and Ellen DeGeneres