Crackromance Stories

✯¸.•'*¨'*•✿ ✿•*'¨*'•.¸✯ [Name] is a bewitching beauty that hailed out of nowhere. Of course! A female with bewitching looks is perfect, right? Unfortunately, that is...

Ronald McDonald x The Burger King (both seen here as mascot statues), featuring friends! No, I will not pay for your therapy. Yes I will make you fall in love with crack...