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🧘♀️💸 Welcome to the only self-help book that helps you help yourself... to other people's money.
✨ Written by Luna V. Light, Ph.D. in Vibes, this completely satirical, hilariously dark guide teaches you how to:
• Manifest ₹500 from confused friends
• Avoid accountability with incense
• Use astrology as your financial shield
• Ghost with grace (and a prayer emoji)
Whether you're here to laugh, learn, or build your fake spiritual empire-this book will absolutely ruin your friendships, but in style.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable smirking and emotional whiplash.
📜 This book is for entertainment purposes only. If you're actually starting a cult... please go touch grass.