Ellatomroosavelt Stories

Sorry for the crappy cover lol I didn't know what else to do. Welp I mean why not make this book because I feel so accomplished about finishing my '20 Facts About Panic! at the Disco' book. So yeh HERE WE GOOO (Also sorry if you already knew all the facts in this book, I just make these for fun so yeah)

Hush hush hush, blush blush blush, you are now my big fat crush We all know and love our llama queen...Issa Twaimz! The YouTuber who made the iconic Llama Song which lines made it to shirts, book bags, etc. Craving to know more, though? Read this book to find out ten facts about Issa Twaimz!

This series idea was inspired *ahem* stolen *ahem* by @MaliahBillCarey, who is a queen and my bff. So yea. New series! Pew pew! Fireworks! Yea!

Alex, the dachshund that nobody believed in, once did something major. That major thing was save the world. "She's useless," Melanie, my girl, complained to her parents one windy night in November. Her gleaming hazel eyes glared at me in disbelief. "All she does is eat, sleep, and leave her droppings in our house." I stared at her with my head cocked to the side. I wanted her to tell me what she meant by that; dogs can't understand what humans say, unless it was a word or saying they were used to. The news came on that night saying people were getting lost in the snow. Even though I was small, I knew every dogs purpose was to protect people. So I set off one night and started my work. highest ranking- #2 in dachshund (THANKSSSSSS)