Elloraaguozz storie

Facts that are weird but are true WARNING: may be gross and may have farting

these are just my FIRETRUCK moments of each day and it could be bad

stuff :3

The journey begins at a town called Bomger im a region called Cuanta and there was a boy named Ansel and just started his journey.........(yawn) huh whoa no my 3ds ran out of battery! aw great dad... dad? umm oh goodmorning Ansel! umm whats up oh breakfast oh and i need to charge my ds oh ok put it charging uhhh here ok. oh i almost forgot! you are going to have your very own pokèmon today oh really! yeah go to the lab ok! hi dad oh hi son! how are ya doin?! good oh whats your choice umm fennekin good choice! oh and you get a pokèdex and pokeballs ok bye dad as he was walking he saw a pink little pokèmon in the grass what i guess im going to catch it (throws pokèball) it wiggled 3 times and clicked wow i caught it in one try wow he threw it out and it said Yolo you only live once! what?!?! you can talk um of couse i can im a legendary duhh?! oh um Wait! your mew right? yeah i look like a

crazy stories

this is gonna b so hard i am gonna do funny songs all the words so :/

the only thing that this is about is the title...

playing with friends like @justsayingjaylee and friend ethan mabe others so we are friends we have adventures together we used bff chat to do it just do you know

Hello im a villager and this is a story of my people so its pretty hard because you get called names all the time like potato farm and you do not want to know what that means amd you are stuck with your arms in your sleeves all the time and if you run you cant run fast you cant bend and you trade everything with emeralds and emeralds do nothing and the only good things anout us are POTIONS thats the only good thing you cant even open doors that well trust me it takes hours and when the police comes you have to log back in the server and that takes a while so we walk we have weird voices we are basically stupid (no offence villagers) and we face plant badly it hurts it takes away 8 hearts as in ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4 full hearts that got destroyed so just save the villagers and the farms BUT NOT THE POTATOFARMS or ill say What the FIRETRUCK?!?! HAPPEND

just funny real things that happened to me sometimes