Euphemisms Stories

these are all the penis euphemisms me and my friends could come up with, enjoy them as much as i did

fresh off the boat

A young boy named Charles follows his daily routine of the nightly euphemisms surrounding the relationship between his mother and father.

Poems I have wanted to share to you. My goal in writing is to write things people can relate too. I want everyone to be a part of something and I want everyone to shine at what they are good at. Message or comment or vote if you relate to any of my poems. Enjoy! :-)

(WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK-RISK OF WHAT, I FORGOT THE WORD, BUT JUST TRUST ME.) Welcome to Thesaurus of Euphemisms, the only book brave enough-no, stupid enough-to dive head-first into the forbidden depths of metaphor hell. Inside these pages, you will discover: 🔥 Over 60 AUs that absolutely no sane editor would approve. 😩 A cursed vocabulary list that will make your English teacher cry blood. 👹 Romantic tension that could power a small city, despite being 100% PG and 300% emotionally unhinged. 💀 Smut euphemisms that should've stayed buried, including, but not limited to, "forbidden yogurt," "trouser serpent," and "enchanted croissant." (Why were these written? Because you asked for chaos.) 💫 A multiverse where Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook fall in love across dimensions- from Walmart to Viking battles to cyberpunk neon skylines- all with the exact same tragic level of stupidity. This is not just a book. This is an academic disaster, a romantic parody bible, a literary war crime, and possibly a summoning ritual for something unholy. Side effects may include: - uncontrollable laughter - emotional combustion - second-hand embarrassment - milk exiting your nose - the sudden urge to Bluetooth-connect with a stranger Proceed with caution. Proceed with vibes. Proceed with... whatever the word was. Thesaurus of Euphemisms Because somebody had to write this. (*Un*fortunately, it was me.)