Febreze Stories

angsty young adult goes back to his angsty teen years with his hubby to create new memories that rock way more than yucky parents and evil rats! happy birthday to the hottest and most juicy soup ever made in history. i love your sweet lemons and decorative leaves!!! ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡ erin belongs to @HOT-JUICY-SOUP

are you nose blind?

some texts will be funny and others may be sad or annoying and there may be translations bc of Lucas speaking in only emojis

Febreze Air Mist, Air Freshener Spray, Odor Fighting Room Spray, Deodorizer for Home Bathroom Kitchen Office Apartment Dorm Room Classroom, Linen & Sky Scent, 8.1oz (Pack of 6) Brand: Febreze Scent: Linen & Sky Package Quantity: 6 cans Net Weight per Can: 8.1 oz Odor Control: Fights and eliminates odors instantly Fragrance Duration: Up to 6 hours Usage Areas: Home, bathroom, kitchen, office, apartment, dorm room, classroom Spray Type: Fine mist for even scent distribution

THE SWAGALICIOUS LORE OF FEBREZE PPSWAGFOREVER ‼️‼️‼️STILL IN THE MAKING BTW

There's always that really cute boy that you've never really met, but you know him like the back of your hand. The fact that his right dimple is deeper than his left. Maybe his eyes are so confusing because you can't really tell if they're hazel, green or blue. Or maybe they're brown but they've never looked directly at you. Maybe this boy is the barista at your favorite coffee shop. Or maybe he's the shy guy at the back of your chemistry class. Or maybe he's neither, and maybe he doesn't speak English. Maybe his hair never changes in the last four years you've known him. Maybe you've wondered for the last four years if you should sign him up for English classes. Maybe you decide to communicate with him in a different way. Maybe Love letters, maybe sign language, maybe you try learning Spanish. I tried something else. I never expected it to work, much less actually bring me that much closer to him. But somehow it did, and instead of doing what any normal person would do like maybe one of the above, I go for something else- Febreeze Wars. Because the colored bottles filled with poisonous scents have never been so well understood. *Note, Febreze™ is trademarked; Febreeze is the same but my creation. *