Flattening Stories

Adventurers Y'sila and Kaede tackle the illusive treasure dungeon, the Excitatron 6000! Will they grab the treasure, or will the monsters within prove to be too much for...

Y'miye and her dancer friend, Belam, set out to find ore to fix Y'miye's broken pickaxe. They head to an abandoned house in Outer La Noscea, where an interesting adventu...

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Y'sila and Kaede head on their next adventure to help out Y'sila's sister, Y'miye, with some trouble in the mines of Ul'dah! What will they discover down there, I wonder?

Tivra comes to Eorzea and meets Y'sila, Kaede and Meyu. As the three are searching for a healer to join them, Tivra fits the bill! But first, the four go through a dunge...

Y'sila and Kaede head out into the wilds of Eorzea for a day of botany, mining and fishing, but what they hope will be a fruitful day of gathering becomes anything but!

As punishment for Iki's recent failed break-in, Y'sila drags her cousin along with her to Northern Thanalan to take down a few rogue magitek machines for a commission. W...

Y'sila and Tivra head to Old Sharlayan to find a specific book that Tivra has been searching for. As Old Sharlayan is Y'sila's homeland, the pair head to visit Y'sila pa...

Iki pays a visit to the Gold Saucer with the intention of robbing unsuspecting folks of their hard-earned gil and MGP. But when her cousin, Y'miye, arrives, Iki will fin...

Iki, Kuritsu and Elegia head into the mysterious Palace of the Dead in search of treasure, but will the Palace prove too much for the thieves?

Adopted sisters Nemesia and Xeln set off on a day of training, and all goes well until a swarm of syrphids decides to crash the party!

Meyu invites Y'sila and Kaede over to her place for a relaxing evening, but she secretly has special plans for her two fellow adventurers; a plan of revenge that drags Y...

A story featuring Wolfychu and Jordan Sweeto.

After a sudden, unexpected run-in in Thavnair, Y'sila, Kaede and Meyu finally meet face to face! Though their introductions start rocky, the trio find that they have mor...

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It's Kaede's first trip to Eorzea's premier casino, The Gold Saucer! With their sights set on racking up as much MGP as possible, she and Y'sila take to the games. Howev...

Y'sila, Kaede and Meyu are searching for anything that can earn them some quick gil. After discovering a bounty placed on a notorious goobbue, the trio heads out to find...

A new adventurer has appeared! Enter Meyu, a sly and sultry--and short--viera who loves making gil and will use her charm to get her hands on it. However, her attempts s...

Kaede and Y'sila decide to take a vacation in luxurious Thavnair, but--per usual--things don't go as planned for the two adventurers. It all starts with curiosity about...