Hirlarious Stories

Rory Matthews is a 16 year old girl who is kind of awkward but hirlarious. She's trying to go through high school with her best friend Megan King. Rory lives at home with her parents and 6 year old brother William. Her parents don't even pay attention to them because they're too busy with work. All they do is scream and fight with each other. So Rory mostly takes care of William. Megan and Rory have been best friends since kindergarten. They do everything together. Tucker James also known as T.J. is Megan's Brother's Best friend. Tucker is the most narcissistic asshole guy ever. He makes an agreement that him and Rory both get what they want. But when Tucker finds out Rory's secret that might just change everything. Rory has a crush on Logan Harrison who doesn't even acknowledge her. So Rory tries everything and anything even if it embarrasses her to get him to notice her. Here's a sneak peek of That Awkward Moment. "Logan is the hottest guy ever. If I lick his abs my tongue would burn off because that's how hot he is." I said seriously. Megan laughs at me. "I'm serious here. I just want to lick his abs." I groaned. "Would you give him head." Megan asked. "No because I'm afraid to suck dick. Like what if I died from sucking dick? I don't want to be remembered as 'Oh that's the girl that died from choking on Logan's dick!'." "Um Rory?" Megan said. "People at my funeral would ask 'How'd she died?' 'Oh she choked on Logan's dick from trying to give him head." "Rory shut up." Megan gritted out. "That's why I'm afraid to suck dick." I said finishing my very few reasons. Megan was looking behind me. "Megan please tell me it's a teacher that's standing behind me." I begged. She shakes her head. I turn around and it's Logan standing behind me. "Shit! Shit! Megan make me disappear!" I panicked. "Rory he can still see and hear you!" Megan whispered yell. "Fuck me man." I said. "Excuse me?" Logan said raising his brows. To be continued...

Jenna Rockmyle parents died, when she got home. She's always alone so she thought it was a usual day of being home alone but that's what she thought. Police came to her door and decided to put her in a Adoption Center so Jenna is hoping to be adopted soon. Her dream is to be away from that place and to become a dancer, So what happens after Find out in story