you may like eddie pilikian, but i love him in a more OBSESSIVE and MENTALLY UNWELL way than you EVER WILL!!! HES MINE RGAGHRH RAAGRGGRGRGGH IM HIS BIGGEST FAN FJCK YOU
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The stick named Chris P. Bacon has legs and no arms. Y/N helps the stick and slowly falls in love with him.