Nosuchthing Stories

Id rather put one of your eggs in my mouth than have sex with a woman.

Y/N L/N and his best friend, Lydia Deez, live together in a tiny apartment. Their lives are moderately peaceful (well, as peaceful as you can get when Lydia Deez is your best friend) until Y/N is forced to summon the ghost-with-the-most himself, Beetlejuice! Immediately Y/N's life is flipped upside down, Beetlejuice turning him into a demon. Y/N promises Lydia that as soon as he can he will send Beetlejuice back to the ghost realm. But the more time BJ and Y/N spend together the less Y/N hates him. Will BJ be able to get Y/N to fall in love with him or will he be forced back to a life of loneliness?

one kind act starts Henry and Lucy down a path neither of them expected. Henry tries to avoid talking to people because he's never been good at making friends. Lucy is a rich girl who doesn't understand why someone would be nice just to be nice. But one cup of coffee is enough to start everything between them. Unfortunately life has a way of screwing people over, in Henry's case quite literally as Lucy ends up pregnant and then he gets raped by someone named Amelia who also ends up pregnant. For Henry and Lucy, there is no such thing as a Hollywood ending, but at least they have each other as they try to figure out how to deal with everything life has puts them through. Even if it means raising children and navigating situations that can feel like the end of the world sometimes.

There's no such thing as fairytales. There's no such thing as fidelity. Anything can happen at any moment. One minute you can be so happy that all you want to do is scream, and the next... you're sitting all alone in your bedroom crying your eyes out because the one person who you thought would be there with you through anything, isn't there anymore. I watched my mom's heart break. So why would I want to follow in the same fate? Why would I want to indirectly stumble right into my hearts demise? I can't. I won't. Love is an illusion - There's just no such thing. - This book is edited -

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