Out-of-context Stories

A few days ago, I started collecting quotes from my school, and it was only intended to be fun and games, though my friends started peer pressuring me to make an actual book out of it. So, I decided I would try to see how it does on Wattpad, and if it does well self-publish it. The Chapter # Part # is because this story is on-going and is updated throughout the year, so I may have certain parts that are finished before others. I have no updating policy, but I will try to update as often as I get the chance, with quotes not guaranteed every day.

Benjamin David Ebbrell, founder and chef of SORTEDfood on youtube, is known to say some pretty funny and sexual things most of the time without knowing it; these are called "benuendos." I won't give the video from where each quote came from-hence the name of this book. ---- ©mossybohnes ; 2017

Chaos

Y/N is the main character, reader is gender neutral. Reader is 18+ So basically you're the main character. You thought their house was abandoned, so you decided to check the place out. They saw you trying to break in, and kidnapped you.